So y'all know we're only 28,726 posts away from

[Duer 157099]

the 50 million post milestone, right?

[Cronus Protagonist]

1. If only I had a penny for every hit of the "enter" key on all these keyboards

I should invent a keyboard with buttons on it to go to you fav websites directly and charge 'em a penny per visit.

[msongs]

5. lol google will probably beat u to it nt

[NYC_SKP]

2. 28,691 nt

[cliffordu]

4. -1

meaning 28,690, of course...

[NYC_SKP]

8. Don't make me taze ya, dude!

Name this bird for $100.

[cliffordu]

9. Double breasted mattress thrasher??

[PJPhreak]

10. Is that a...

Black Crowned Night Heron?

If I am right donate the C-Note to DU in my name...I'm too Broke to pay attention,jobs in the county I live in seem to have gone down the "The Black Hole that is Wall St.

[wtmusic]

13. I name that bird Fred.

Payable to "wtmusic", please.

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. Cool!

[nilram]

6. it'll probably be a "hey, who unrecommended MEEEE" post

Even though posts get unrec'd, not people.

[Canuckistanian]

12. Or something like "WTF, mods?"

And locked in minutes.

[wtmusic]

14. Or "I'm leaving DU, this time for real".

The suspense is mounting.

[tavalon]

7. Yes, and I wish you people would get cracking

I picked 3:30 on May 20th.

[Canuckistanian]

11. Yeah, and It's two days past my prediction

Don't rub it in.