New Birther theory: The CIA wants to keep everything about Obama secret because he was a mujahideen

[ck4829]

For the last several days, Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Church and his supporters have been hosting a "trial" of President Obama , claiming that he never attended Columbia University but was actually a CIA agenda who used it as cover so he could go to Pakistan to provide money, weapons, and logistics to the Mujahideen:



And that is not even the craziest part. Just try and follow this exchange between Sharon Rondeau, the interviewer, and Miki Booth, who is running for the U.S. House seat in Oklahoma:

SHARON: Do you know how Dr. Manning or any of the witnesses prove that Obama did not attend Columbia? Can he actually prove that he was in Pakistan or wherever he was instead of at Columbia?

MIKI: I don’t know how we prove it, but the only thing that makes sense is that it’s all the CIA. That would explain why all the records are scrubbed. There’s one thing that they can’t hide, and that’s the Social Security numbers. Again, how do you prove that he used those to launder money?

SHARON: Is the theory that the CIA gave Obama a new identity?

MIKI: Absolutely.

SHARON: Did they actually assign him all of these social security numbers, or do you think he did that on his own?

MIKI: Again, if the CIA was behind it, they would be involved in every single aspect of it, because the money that he was getting went to help the Mujahadeen fight the Russian invasion. Here’s another really interesting thing: the story is out there that he attended Patrice Lamumba University. About three weeks ago, I finally found the website for Patrice Lamumba, and it said, “Distinguished Alumni,” and on the list was “Barry Soetoro.”

SHARON: Really?

MIKI: Yes.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/insane-even-birther-standards

[liberal N proud]

1. These people are lousy dart players

[wellst0nev0ter]

2. Raise Your Hands

If you think these nutbags supported the CIA torturing Muslims back during Chimpy's reign :eyes:

[SpiralHawk]

3. ...And the AWOL Bush family evil empire (R) served as bankers to Hitler and the Nazis

Oooops - oh, wait. That is true and documented. Not that the republicon-owned corporate media would ever acknowledge it.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/sep/25/usa.secondworldwar

[KharmaTrain]

4. What I Heard On A "Christian" Radio Station

I was scanning around and caught the tail end of a show where the host had a guest who had written a "book" about the supposed infiltration of "muslims" in our government. The host concluded by saying that President Obama had already placed "muslim operatives" inside the CIA & FBI. She also claimed that he must be a "muslim" since he's read the Koran...and why would he be reading it if he didn't believe in it (????). Finally she had real proof...that Valerie Jarret had spent her teenage years in Iran and the administration is covering it up.

The unhinged's tinfoil has grown tinfoil. And since this administration doesn't bother to reply to these frivolous charges, they must be true :crazy:

[mwb970]

5. How much crazier can they get?

I keep thinking with each new affront and each new wild accusation that the Birthers and other Obama-haters have "blown their wad", so to speak, that there just is no further depth for them to sink to. Then I read this thread.

There are well over two years left in Obama's first term, with a potential for four more years beyond that. How can the unhinged far right possibly escalate their insanity day by day, week by week, for over two more years, never mind six? They're becoming boxed in. They've already accused him of every crazy thing their fevered brains can make up, including everything Glenn Beck is able to come up with. Whither now?

My question is, will they go for the Big Kahuna? Will they actually, finally assert than Barack Obama is not a human being? ("Where's the DNA?") I really don't see any other climax for them to reach at this point.

[KharmaTrain]

6. This Stuff Needs To Be Graded...

There's a lot of creativity at work here...I guess it has to happen somewhere in the crazy unhinged world of the right. What we're seeing is the echo chamber reverbing back on itself...a race to the bottom to see who can "titilate" the most. It's akin to shock jocks...their game only worked as long as they could come up with one more outrage or stunt.

I think we're starting to see some fatigue. Dreck's ratings have tumbled over the past several months and we're seeing more porta potties at teabagger rallies than bodies Freedomwork can bus in. We saw last night how they're going to be the GOOP's worst nightmare...especially if their candidates lose in upcoming primaries. I could see many AZ rushpublicans sitting home in November if Gramps wins the nomination.

The real charm is even if they were to find some real, legit "dirt" on the President, they've so shot their credibility even they wouldn't believe it.

Cheers...

[safeinOhio]

7. All of this was explained back in 1964

http://karws.gso.uri.edu/jfk/conspiracy_theory/the_paranoid_mentality/the_paranoid_style.html

The more you prove them wrong, the more they believe it.

[rox63]

8. This "church" needs to lose its tax-exempt status asap n/t

[dkf]

9. Hahaha. That is funny!

Wow some people really are crazy.

[spanone]

10. stupid is as stupid does

[Javaman]

11. I heard that Obama was a zombie from outer space out to suck our blood

and sell our brains to panty hose salesmen to use as punching bags.

It's really getting that stupid.

[Echo In Light]

12. RWers are projecting, as usual; BushCo took such 'abuse,' so of course any Dem admin is equally...

... worthy...difference being, the prior cabal had an astonishing degree of skeletons in the closet conducive to such seemingly 'wild' speculation/theorizing/whistle blowing (deserving of)

[Canuckistanian]

13. Thay can't find any records?

Then it MUST be the CIA scrubbing every piece of evidence. There's NO OTHER POSSIBLE EXPLANATION.

:freak: