The Rude Pundit: Where is Godzilla when we need him?

[11 Bravo]

Godzilla wouldn't sit still for this shit. Atomic fire-breathed motherfucker would have been awakened by the rig exploding, seen all the oil pouring into the ocean, and lost his shit.
Sarah Palin could try to explain to Godzilla that more offshore drilling is needed in order to reduce our dependency on foreign oil. Godzilla would have dropped a motherfucking bus on her before she got to "baby".

I love the Rude One.

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[saltpoint]

1. I've never met with Godzilla, I readily concede. Nevertheless I think the

Rude Pundit has accurately asssessed his likely reactions.

Palin and her "Drill Baby Drill" mantra wouldn't wash with Godzilla. Palin is all sloganeering and snark. Godzilla gets things done.

[Javaman]

2. "dropped a motherfucking bus on her before she got to "baby"."

:spray: :rofl:

Somehow, I would think that the whole sale destruction that Mr. Zilla would foist upon us, would be spun by the repukes as something positive, anyway.

repuke operative: this is opportunity!

repuke flunky: what? people are living in the craters of his foot prints, eating shoe leather!!!

repuke operative: Idea! Slogan! Imagine a billboard stating, "Thank you, Mr. Godzilla, for making life simpler!!" See? See?

repuke flunky dinks draino.