Lindsay Lohan wanted for arrest! Fuck the Gulf, this is IMPORTANT!

[LeftyFingerPop]

:sarcasm: :sarcasm:

[daggahead]

1. This will get far more play on Fox & Fiends. n/t

[rug]

6. The NY Times has it now.

Along with Suge Knight's latest arrest.

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/05/20/judge-orders-arrest-of-lindsay-lohan/

[Angry Dragon]

2. Didn't i see her name on the

most important Americans list??

[wyldwolf]

3. I declare Lindsay to be an OUTLAWWWWWW!

*apologies to Robin Hood.

[LuvNewcastle]

4. Looks like it's time for one of my television blackouts.

Every time a star gets arrested or an octomom gives birth, I stop watching talk shows and news for about a week. That usually gives them enough time to move on to something else.

[Initech]

12. Thank god for DVD players, right?

[foxfeet]

5. Pity.

Actually, some time in the clink might help her get her head on straight. It seems to have worked for Robert Downey, Jr.

Edit: spelling.

[ej510]

7. Our news media is trash. Tabloid media.

It is intentional! They use it to destract us from their criminal activity.

[foxfeet]

9. You grossly overestimate the time I spend thinking about Lindsay Lohan.

[Captain Hilts]

11. That's 'LiLo' to you, pal!

[foxfeet]

13. If I thought about her more, I'd know that.

But I don't, so I didn't.

[salguine]

8. Maybe they could use Lindsay Lohan to plug the gusher. It could also fulfill her community service.

[Captain Hilts]

10. Well, Amy Winehouse is in detox right now, WhitneyH is trying to get her voice back, Susan Boyle is

sitting in front of her telly watching "Coronation Street" since football season is over, no one cares where Ke$ha is and Aretha's wherever she wants to be.

[bullwinkle428]

14. How many thousands of barrels of toxic substance did she spew?

:evilgrin: