ck4829
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Sun May-23-10 10:19 AM
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Texas Board of Education to introduce new math standards |
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The new rules include...
Pi will be exactly 3.
Inequalities will be banned from being taught. If we teach kids inequalities, then they will know the following; Number of votes that socialist Muslim Obama got > Number of votes McCain got and Number of pro-choicers > Number of pro-lifers.
Only absolute numbers. No more on the fence, morally relativist numbers anymore.
No more logic, logic goes against what Dunbar and McElroy are saying.
And more.
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Sun May-23-10 10:23 AM
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Sun May-23-10 10:24 AM
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Sun May-23-10 10:25 AM
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3. 1 + 1 = Jesus so all other calculations are uneccesary nt |
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Sun May-23-10 10:53 AM
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6. Better than what I would have said |
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1 and 1 equal 3 if it is a vote for a republican.
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Sun May-23-10 10:27 AM
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4. And no more irregular prime numbers! |
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Only regular prime numbers will be allowed.
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Sun May-23-10 10:53 AM
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5. No more "imaginary numbers" |
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Such as i which is the square root of -1. Everybody knows that a negative number can't have no square root!
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Mon May-24-10 01:39 AM
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8. They would have been renamed "faith numbers" but |
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Edited on Mon May-24-10 01:40 AM by BrightKnight
nobody on the panel was capable of understanding 9th grade mathematics.
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Mon May-24-10 01:36 AM
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7. "One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions..." |
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"You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics."
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Mon May-24-10 07:28 AM
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9. No moving decimal points to the left when dividing by 10, because the left is Socialist. |
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Edited on Mon May-24-10 07:28 AM by patrice
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