We just have to keep our powder dry.

[Atticus]

Now, doesn't everyone feel better?

[Xipe Totec]

1. I need a cigarette

Got a light?

[Atticus]

9. Will a blow torch do? nt

[readmoreoften]

2. When Obama is reelected in 2012, he's going to start going what we elected him to do.

And, by the way, I did not elect him to run things based on his own whims.

[Greyhound]

3. You know, somewhere there's an Everest-sized mountain of anhydrous gunpowder

just waiting for someone to use it.
:kick: & R

[Warpy]

4. You'll find it in bags in filing cabinets

in the offices of Congressional Democrats.

[jgraz]

8. This assumes they even had the powder in the first place.

[Warpy]

13. Oh, they had it, all right

They just don't know what the hell to do with it other than keeping it dry. Other possibilities have completely eluded their ossified imaginations.

[Birthmark]

11. Anhydrous gunpowder?

But that's the most dangerous kind!!

[Catherina]

5. Any drier and it's going to go up in spontaneous combustion n/t

[HughMoran]

6. waste

[bobbolink]

7. Wow, I sure do!

Kinda like how people immediately feel "calm" when someone shouts at them to "CALM DOWN!"

[fascisthunter]

10. ya know what happens to gunpowder when it gets old?

[FrenchieCat]

12. Feels better than exploding

as that certainly ain't gonna do nothing but get shit all over everyone's face.