Head Wreck will cry if you don't give him a CAPTION!!!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is answering his interviewer, "Hah, I see, you're trying to trick me up. If I say I'm buying a lot of Goldline at the normal rates, everyone will think I'm crazy. But if I say I buy only a little at normal rates or a lot at a 50% discount, then they'll know I'm lying about Goldline's value. . . . I see right through you interviewers! . . . All you want to do is discredit me and shut me up. . . . Next question."

[Deep13]

1. "I like this job better than my last one. I don't have to wear clown make-up at Fox." nt

[Deep13]

2. Holy shit! A giant maggot in a sport coat! nt

[Judi Lynn]

8. You've grossly insulted the far more attractive maggots. n/t

[Deep13]

3. "I'LL give you greanhouse gasses. Pull my finger." nt

[skip fox]

4. "Everybody laughs at my conspiracy theories, but let me tell you one thing:

they used to call Chicken Little crazy, too!"

[skip fox]

5. A CAPTION a day keepos madness away!

[skip fox]

6. "You know who they're after, don't you??? . . . You know who they want to shut up???

. . . Ever hear of the Second Coming?? . . . Ever think it might happen in your lifetime???"

[LawnKorn]

7. Well I'm rich and your not

[Hubert Flottz]

9. "I wanted to be a TV star because in my state it is against the law

to sell booze to a miner!"