caption Newt...

[sabra]

[unhappycamper]

1. "My ideas are this big."

n/t

[Angry Dragon]

2. My brain is this big

[louis-t]

3. Ya put this much bourbon in a glass of water...

[Scurrilous]

4. "Two inches but thick."

:P

[wysimdnwyg]

5. Huh? No, I'm squishing Obama's head.

That Kids in the Hall reference was too easy, but someone had to use it.

[Binka]

6. My Fig Newton Is This Big

:evilgrin:

[whatchamacallit]

7. "Are you sure you don't have a little republican in you? No? Would you like to?" (nt)

[Bitwit1234]

8. Sarah Palin's brain will fill a glass this big.

[geardaddy]

9. "So, I says to the lady, "How much if I put it in this far?...

'cause that's as far as it'll go."

[HopeHoops]

10. "I've got a pretty big unit for a Republican - it has to be this long!"

[DefenseLawyer]

11. No, seriously. I took a stack of divorce papers this high to my wife's hospital bed. n/t

[Sheepshank]

12. And since this is all the tea baggers expect............. n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

13. Newt illustrates the average thickness of a teabagger skull.

:silly:

[RT Atlanta]

14. Even with an erection lasting longer than 4 hours...

"this is all I got"

[skip fox]

15. "What is that oil out in the Gulf . . . just a little drop in the ocean. . . . Hell,

the Earth should thank BP!!"