Today is the 87th birthday of Henry Kissinger...let other DUers express themselves in this thread

[bobthedrummer]

:thumbsdown:

[aquart]

1. He survived cancer.

Looks like that deal with the devil is ironclad.

[Soylent Brice]

30. thread over. n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

That's 50 years too many. -nt

[gratuitous]

2. It has been said that only the good die young

Dr. Kissinger will probably keep Satan waitin' for several years more . . .

[Binka]

3. Fuck You Hank Sleazeinger!

I'd give you a gift but I'm all out of horse shit.

[Echo In Light]

4. .

[Scurrilous]

5. Only the good die young. n/t

[arbusto_baboso]

6. Henry Kissinger: the political, moral and spiritual antecedent to Karl Rove and Dick Cheney.

There will be a special level of Hell for Henry when he dies.

[TheKentuckian]

7. Fuck you very much, Henry!!!!!

[Kerrytravelers]

8. As your team likes to say on the floor of the Senate:

Go fuck yourself.

[no_hypocrisy]

9. It's not to late to beg the Cambodians for their forgiveness, Dr. Kissinger.

[unhappycamper]

10. Henry The K is still around?

The "Peace With Honor" guy? Go fuck yourself Henry.

[era veteran]

11. Lying, asshole, warpig, hell awaits prick.

[Echo In Light]

14. Eternally tormented by the numerous souls of those he had a hand in murdering

[EFerrari]

12. Even war criminals have birthdays.

[blue sky at night]

13. wow, today is my birthday....

and you had to go and do that! but anyway, Fuck you Henry! Fuck all of your pals too!

[Binka]

22. Happy Happy Birthday Blue! n/t

[blue sky at night]

39. hey Thanks!

i needed that!

[DebbieCDC]

15. What I have to say about that SOB would get me kicked off this board.

'Nuff said.

[bobthedrummer]

16. Yep!

[HughBeaumont]

17. Stank KissingJerk can rot in the same circle of Hell that Dick Cheney will be embedded in.

Those two, along with Milty Friedman, Karl Rove, James Watt, Paul Weyrich and Dubya can all form one Escheresque human centipede and crawl ATM in a hot-coal loop for eternity.

[PDJane]

18. I wish him a happy birthday.......

And may he live long enough to end up in the hague....or someplace similar...in chains and a nicely tailored prison jumpsuit.

[xchrom]

19. I sincerely hope that a festively bedecked and fabulously bannered

Steam roller runs your ass over today - starting with your feet and
slowly works it's way up.

I'll sprinkle glitter over the Happy Event.

[Binka]

23. Sorta Like A Fish Called Wanda Only More Sparkly!

How are you baby?

[xchrom]

25. LOL! Binka!!!

I'm fine I just moved to Durham, nc - come visit and we will be bad.

How are you?
I hope you're fabulous.

How's Napa?

[Binka]

29. Napa Is For Auto Parts I'm In Sonoma Silly!

I read about your move last month and I was so sad because we never got funky in Oak-town! I am getting better, my Dad's death just really fucked me up for the longest time. Tomorrow would have been his 80th birthday so I'm gonna make a big old cake and drink Martini's.

[xchrom]

32. Yeah I lost my dad a few years back.

It was awful.

Well bake a cake and be sure to fill both glasses.

[joeybee12]

20. Evil never dies...

...I'll say something when he gets to 187.

[louis-t]

21. Celebrate your b-day by going scuba diving.

One mile down in the gulf. You dirtbag.

[leftofcool]

24. Not saying a word so as to not lose citizenship on DU

[Zoeisright]

26. Fucking war criminal.

[KonaKane]

27. He lives, while over 58,000 young American kids died.

Kids that he helped sentence to death in a senseless war.

Henry, happy fucking birthday. You have outlived your usefullness by about 80 years.

[gmoney]

28. He's got nicer legs than Hitler, and bigger tits than Cher

http://www.metrolyrics.com/henry-kissinger-lyrics-monty-python.html

[Journeyman]

31. When I take my daily walk by the lake, I use a small stick to draw portraits of Kissinger . . .

in the slime along the lake shore. It pleases me that animals come at night to appraise my work, and to urinate.

[jxnmsdemguy65]

33. It would be an incredible shame if that sleazebag dies comfortably in his bed...

considering the suffering that he put millions through. I hope his end is painful and black.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

34. There may be some hope that he'll be buried in the orange suit he so richly deserves to be wearing.

[Binka]

36. Yes After He Falls In The Park And A Pack Of Rabid Ferrets Chew

his shriveled nuts and face off. Then we can throw him in the shit can wearing his resplendent orange jumper.

[azul]

35. Master of war?

You’ve thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed

-Bob Dylan

[Dappleganger]

37. Why ruin a perfectly good day?

[FlyByNight]

38. War pig

:puke:

[Solly Mack]

40. Crawling with maggots

[Ardent15]

41. I remember a few years ago he was given a guest column in Newsweek...

...I remember thinking, "What the fuck is Newsweek doing giving a war criminal a column?"

Liberal media, my ass.

[bobthedrummer]

42. 87 years and one day, kick