Don't bemoan a Monday, . . . at least not yet. Come CAPTION this Mad Hatter/Tea Bagger!!!

[skip fox]

This Uncle-Sam-I-Am Mad Hatter is saying: "I'm out here to stand up for America's values which the White House wants to sodomize with its policies, making our lives vulgar. Just another blow against America's inherent decency which I obviously hold so dear. Obama wants to rip off our pants, skirts, and underwear, if any (winks at camera), while we're screaming, hold us down, and . . ."

[midnight]

1. I want to know about this stimulus package, does it contain jobs creation?

Because this economic jobless recovery is just not working... And what are they talking about "ripping pants off" maybe they have started reading the Bush Torture memos.

[Scuba]

2. How about "I desperately need attention and can't afford a Hummer"

[skip fox]

3. "I can't even afford a flashy bike, but I found this hat in a dumpster

behind a costume store and with the car fare Ma gave me I had enough left over for a small poster board and a Sharpie. . . . I think the chicks are eyeing me!"

[Deep13]

4. "I'm glad this hat doesn't make me look stupid." nt

[Deep13]

5. Ted Bundy is puzzled by that sign. nt

[skip fox]

6. "Next week my counselor is going to show me how to use small letters.

I think they look cute, but not so serious as caps. . . . What do you think? . . . Is it worth it for me?"

[skip fox]

7. "I hope nobody is CAPTIONing me over at DU. They can be so crude."

:)

[skip fox]

8. The Mad Hatter is thinking: "Tall, dark and handsome,

and right behind me!!!! Talk about a 'package'!!!! Wish he'd come over here and show me what my sign means. . . . We'll play Mother Goose!"