Quicken the heart of a Monday. Please come CAPTION Frank-the-Dunce Luntz!!!

[skip fox]

This tub of twisted figures and miscreant calculations is saying, "So you see, Sean, the majority of citizens not only think Obama is unfairly attacking the elderly and pensioners who rely upon oil stock dividends, but they also feel he is not legitimately part of the human race and believe he should publicly apologize for being born. That's just the facts. . . . Maybe he could do that Tuesday night."

[Ezlivin]

1. The Flowbee turns your vacuum cleaner into a hair cutting device!

[HughBeaumont]

2. "Though it's Cold and Lonely in the deeep dark niiiiight .. . "

[tsuki]

3. Eh, what's up, Doc?

[skip fox]

4. Dunce is saying, "I'm not in the habit of giving Obama advice, but

my data shows his poll numbers would sky-rocket if he resigned immediately and opened up a fresh fruit stand at O'Hare airport."

[Earth Bound Misfit]

5. AZZWIPE.

"I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good lord chose not to bless me with-with charm, athletic ability or a fully functional brain...."

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Waterboy#Others

[Ganja Ninja]

6. Lets play Jeopardy - I'll take waste of human life for $100

Answer: The most useless lump of human flesh mankind has ever produced.

:think:

Question: What is a "Word Doctor"?

[dionysus]

7. that's what that dipshit looks like?

:rofl:

[skip fox]

8. "It's simple, Sean. The word 'conservative,' for instance, used to be anemic, tired and old.

It sounded of bow-ties and horned-rim glasses. But then we Doctors came along and saw it was filled with freedom and initiative and loyalty and compassion, quite a heady mix wouldn't you say? . . . So we saw it back to health and now it's a big, strong word that can kick ass. . . . Then we looked at a word like 'liberal,' and saw it was weak, fickle, mindless, and sinister. . . . And there was no hope!!! . . . Well, Sean, I don't believe in euthanasia, but . . ."

[pinboy3niner]

9. "See, Sean, 'Thou shalt not bear false witness' is only a SUGGESTION

It's okay with God if I lie my ass off about Democrats--that's what God really wants. Just ask Beck--God told him so Himself.

[skip fox]

10. "Since 42% of the electorate votes capriciously and 39.2% reacts

negatively to positive prohibitions, not to mention the 13% whose hair-color preference exceeds their political discernment by a factor of 2.4 midweek and up to 3.7 on weekends, it's obvious that the nomenclature of ideological entanglements mixed with a ready dose of confusions based on fear, hatred, and prejudice will trump common human sense and true self-interest every time. Period. . . . It's like 'Polling 101'."

[skip fox]

11. " . . . and 13% have no opinion other than opposing that of another 33%

of the opinionated based on reading and thinking less than 3% of the time but talking and doodling and whistling another 97% of the time while not sleeping, though it's hard to tell the difference 62% of the time between a waking sleep and a dreaming wake. . . . That is, Sean, if put correctly a majority will favor a working toaster over a Democrat."