Thomas Kinkade's Mugshot

[blogslut]

I painted it with light. :)

[hlthe2b]

1. Masterful...!

;)

[blogslut]

3. He's got that heavenly glow!

One might says he's "lit". ;)

[JohnnyLib2]

2. Well done!

:rofl:

[babylonsister]

4. How the hell is this guy bankrupt?

Does not compute. Livin' large, I guess. The bigger they are, the harder they fall?

[blogslut]

6. And yet he lives in Carmel

...and drives a Mercedes. It's a miracle!

[malaise]

5. LOL

:rofl:

[BrklynLiberal]

7. He could not have done a better job himself...lol

[Lancer]

8. I used to work in a frame store

and we dreaded it when customers breathlessly pulled their Kinkade prints out of elaborate folders of archival paper and glassine. They came with a COA that noted Kinkade left a little of his DNA on every print. (I don't know if he bled on them or brushed his teeth over them or what.) You'd have thought they were bringing in the Magna Carta. Only the best, most expensive materials would do for these folks -- museum glass, acid-free mats, blah blah blah. They thought they'd purchased something of real value rather than oversized greeting card art.

I much preferred framing little kids' drawings. At least they had some real heart and soul in them.

[mopinko]

12. he pissed on them would be my guess

every year i had an argument with my BIL about why kincaid crap was not art.

[intheflow]

13. That's so funny - I had the same reaction as a framer!

Gah, the suburban mom's acting like their Kinkade prints were Michelangelo originals when they were so obviously pap. Now I work in a suburban library and blanch every time I have to shelve one of his books. Shallow and soulless and Bland America loves him! :puke:

[dixiegrrrrl]

31. Elevator art.

You know, like elevator music.

[WinkyDink]

9. Something's missing.......Ah! A teeny-little rose-covered thatched-roof cottage!

[blogslut]

10. I felt the bloodshot in his eyes and the grey in his hair

...perfectly symbolized the rose-covered, thatch-roofed cottage. :rofl:

[LynneSin]

15. and a lighthouse - always need a lighthouse

Even if the damn house is in the middle of the woods!

[blogslut]

16. Will the magnificent light of Godly inspiration

...emanating from the visage of Mr. Kinkade suffice?

[LynneSin]

17. You could have the light coming out of his nose

:rofl:

I wonder if Fark did a photoshopping thread with his mug shot yet?

[Hawkeye-X]

20. I wonder the same...

I'm sure these guys would have a field day shopping kinkade.

[blogslut]

23. Ha!

I don't know. I'm sure others could do a much more brilliant job. My skills are limited. :)

[BonnieJW]

11. This guy's "art"

looks like the stuff that hangs in motels. When my sister told me she liked his stuff, I could not speak. It was like she told me she was collecting paintings on velvet.

[AnArmyVeteran]

29. You've gone too far! My velvet Elvis looks great over my fireplace!

And my pink flamingos in the front yard go great with my painted car tire we use as a swing.

[myrna minx]

14. Magnificent.

:rofl:

[RainDog]

18. brava!! n/t

[Hawkeye-X]

19. It's still missing something...

Oh, a booger from my nose.

That fits.

[Barack_America]

21. I was going to say a purple tree and a soaring eagle...

...but a booger works too.

;)

[Liberal_in_LA]

22. nice, but needs snow, pebbled path, river

[AspenRose]

24. Never liked his stuff.

Actually find his fan base a little creepy.

[Patsy Stone]

25. Bwahahaha!

:thumbsup:

[blogslut]

26. Damn you, Thomas Kinkade!

I'm supposed to be working right now! But noooo, I gotta keep tweaking your mug:

[Scurrilous]

27. LOL

:thumbsup:

[D23MIURG23]

28. Edited to add more Light (TM).

[blogslut]

33. Sweet!

I dig it. :hi:

[D23MIURG23]

40. Glad you enjoyed it.

:hi:

[nc4bo]

30. The painter of light is fired up indeed hahaha. nt

[saltpoint]

32. That shirt reminds me of those tiled urinals they have in some Mexican

restaurants.

Although the tiled urinals have a better design.

[blogslut]

34. Here's the original shirt and booking photo

[WCGreen]

35. Look at that...

He has a souless patch...

[saltpoint]

36. God. My eyes. My eyes.

:hi:

[salguine]

37. You forgot to add a cottage with all the lights on in the middle of the day.

[blogslut]

38. I know!

What can I say? But aren't my little trees pretty?

[EFerrari]

39. LOL!