Soccer Coach Says Kim Jong-Il Speaks To Him On A Tiny 'Invisible' Mobile Phone

[Ichingcarpenter]

Yet another reason why Kim Jong-Il may just be the most talented person on the planet.
After their World Cup loss to Brazil, North Korea’s coach may need to call up the country’s Supreme Leader for some advice. Good thing Jong-Il invented those invisible phones.

From ESPN:
“Kim Jong-Su, the general secretary of the North Korean FA, has said the Dear Leader gave ‘in-depth guidance’ on how to develop the game in the country and the coach himself has claimed he received regular tactical advice during matches, apparently using mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye.”


Jong-Il, a man of many talents, is said to have developed the technology himself. Before you laugh in disbelief, remember this is the man who scored 38 under par in his first-ever game of golf — with five holes in one — making him the greatest golfer of all-time. He’s got skills.


Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/06/16/north-koreas-kim-jong-ils-super-human-technology-skills/?xid=huffpo-direct#ixzz0r5y9FUfr


In other soccer news from the State of Chicago a geography lessson

[Rex]

1. Well it is kinda the same shape

NOT South Africa, but South America and the second word do both begin with As! Ain't 9th grade world georgefy kneet! Did they also play on the Moon?

[rucky]

4. We can avoid future confusion

by just calling them both "Penguinland"

[Rex]

9. Yes but how will we know which one is which ?

How about This Side Penguinland and That Side Walrusville!?

[Hekate]

2. Hm. It seems the maker of that cell phone took lessons from a certain tailor of an emperor's clothes

I'll bet only sincere and truly loyal subjects are capable of seeing it.

Hekate

[madrchsod]

3. i did`t think wgn could get worse...but they did.

[TexasObserver]

5. He's ill, alright - es loco en de la cabeza.

He's such a nut, they don't allow squirrels near him.

[Javaman]

6. They have a very special kind of crazy in that nation. nt

[malaise]

7. He should have loaned the phone to the South Korean coach

Argentina is slaughtering them - first hat trick in the WC to Higuain.

[FLPanhandle]

8. North Koreans are, at least, entertaining.

I may miss Kim Jong-Il a little bit once he's gone. He was always good for a laugh.