You know that petition the DSCC has to send Palin back to Alaska?

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Well, I was a bit miffed that they want to send her back to Alaska--we could only watch helplessly as she continued to speed up the demise of the polar bears and the wolves. So I got an absolutely FANTASTIC idea!

I think we need to trade her to Russia along with those other "outed" spies. She ain't doing OUR country any good, so maybe she really IS a Russian spy! However, there's the question about torture.... so we'd have to act fairly quickly in order to get her in and out before all those KGB agents are deaf from listening to her!