What do you think will be Cheney's last words?

[backscatter712]

I think they'll be "I am still emperor!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVIrGONcCu4

[booksenkatz]

1. "Mine." NT

[AnArmyVeteran]

81. Turdblossom

[onehandle]

2. 'Brains.' nt

[slampoet]

7. lol

[Silent3]

3. My precious! n/t

[zipplewrath]

4. Rosebud

Or would it be turd blossom?

Or, "Libby still lives!"

[raouldukelives]

15. Turdbud nt

[slampoet]

5. I hope it will be "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger, Lynn!!!"

[sharp_stick]

24. Very funny

Damn I like that one a lot, thanks for the laugh.

[Sebastian Doyle]

25. Given his new robotic heart situation, it would be more like "pull the plug"

All Lynn has to do now is "accidentally" trip over the cord in the middle of the night, and it's all over. And given the estate tax thing, she's probably thinking about it already :evilgrin:

[slampoet]

29. Has her "cord tripping" shoes all picked out?

Nice image.

[JNelson6563]

86. You guys crack me up.

I always appreciate DU humor. :toast:

Julie

[texastoast]

6. PLEASE let me take my money n/t

[taught_me_patience]

8. "drill baby drill"

"wait... what?"

[Jennicut]

9. "Fuck Off". That is pretty much the essence of everything he says.

[LiberalLoner]

17. My guess too, LOL. n/t

[bdamomma]

35. what you said and

maybe waterboarding is not torture.

[EFerrari]

46. That's what I thought, too. n/t

[kenny blankenship]

10. Bring me Paul Wellstone's head. I want to hold it...one last time...

[azmouse]

11. "Luke, I am your father"

Or: "You don't know the power of the dark side!"

[tridim]

12. "Go fuck yourself everyone"

[slampoet]

27. This gets my vote for most likely.

[City Lights]

36. Yup.

Said through his most evil sneer.

[JNelson6563]

85. Most characteristic.

[bleever]

13. "Oil can."

[gratuitous]

14. "We had a DEAL, Satan!"

Fresh infusions of unicorn blood may someday be harder to come by.

[Bragi]

16. "Rove was much worse than me" /nt

[Canuckistanian]

18. "Get away from that plug, Liz!"

[EstimatedProphet]

19. "I'm melting! I'm ...melllltiiiing...!"

[BurtWorm]

20. 'Rosebud...'

[Erose999]

21. Et tu' Brown? - referring to, of course, Scott Brown voting with the Dems for financial reform

[Erose999]

28. Shoot bastards! You are only going to kill a lizard man!

[Zorra]

22. "Thanks, Karl. That was great!" nt

[Arugula Latte]

58. May I just say "Eww."

[OnlinePoker]

23. I would hope a full confession (how many days would that take?)

...and then a miraculous recovery so he could be prosecuted.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtan"

[malaise]

30. Continue lying for me Liz

or there's no inheritance.

[Brother Buzz]

31. What does this switch.......

[ocd liberal]

38. That's what my 10 year old son would say!!

And that isn't a bad thing - he is hysterically funny! He hates Dick Cheney too!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

32. rosebud.

[walldude]

33. "Pass the salt"

[democrat_patriot]

34. "WaterBud"

[Cheap_Trick]

37. "Step aside, Satan. Hell has a new C.E.O."

"And from now on, it's called HELLIBURTON."

[Arugula Latte]

60. Heh. Good one.

:thumbsup:

[skip fox]

39. "It WAS all about me!" (The realization coming to him for the nth time.)

[sinkingfeeling]

40. "I was the puppet master!"

[blm]

41. 'Corn nuts'

.

[COLGATE4]

42. "FUCK YOU"

In the nicest way, of course...

[IcyPeas]

43. This is the Bill Clinton administration's fault.

[Booster]

44. "Buy Halliburton"

[skip fox]

45. "F*uck the Marlboro Man. Cancer's for sissies!"

[MilesColtrane]

47. I envision a scene very similar to Act II of Don Giovanni.

Except, instead of the statue of the Commendatore, the Statue of Liberty appears to condemn Cheney, and drag him screaming off to Hell.

[slampoet]

49. Ohhhh lovely....I would pay to see that performed at Lincoln Center

[HughBeaumont]

48. "It . . . WAS . . . an . . . inside . . . job . . . all of . . . it . . . " (dead)

[JoePhilly]

50. "So"

[JoePhilly]

51. "Saddam, is that you??"

[JoePhilly]

52. "Wow, it sure is hot in here ... "

[The2ndWheel]

53. Ha ha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[KansDem]

54. "Lady, I haven't got the time."

The Killers (1964)

[truebrit71]

55. "Go Fuck yourself"..if he's true to form..

..

[sadbear]

71. I agree

Or a derivative, "Fuck off!"

[slutticus]

56. "Tell your sister, you were right..."

[GSLevel9]

57. burn the files. nt

[Arugula Latte]

59. Maybe a reverse Schindler: "I could have done more! I could have murdered more people!"

[arbusto_baboso]

61. Last WORD. Just the one. And it will be, "GAHHHHHHHH!"

I'm pretty sure of that.

[havocmom]

62. "Is the donor body ready?"

"Will I be pretty?"

[librechik]

63. "In--plug it back in."

[hamsterjill]

64. Since he's not in jail

Since he's a free man and not in jail where he should be, his last words will probably be:

Mission Accomplished!

[LoZoccolo]

65. I told u I was hardcore

[skip fox]

66. "Reverend, it's not my job to get right right with God. . . . In fact, it should

be his job to get right with me. . . . If he's so all mighty, let him strike me dead on the spot! . . . He's a pompous ass if you ask me!!!"

[Solly Mack]

67. "DU mocked me!"

LMAO...NOT

[skip fox]

68. " . . . one big waste if you ask me."

[BR_Parkway]

69. How is my fat ass supposed to fit through the eye of that needle?

[Ezlivin]

70. Of course the orders still stand. Have you heard anything to the contrary?

According to Norman Mineta on 9/11:

"When I got to the White House, it was being evacuated. I met briefly with Richard Clark, a National Security Council staff member, who had no new information. Then the Secret Service escorted me down to the Presidential Emergency Operations Center, otherwise known as the PEOC."

***

I was made aware of it during the time that the airplane coming into the Pentagon. There was a young man who had come in and said to the vice president, "The plane is 50 miles out. The plane is 30 miles out." And when it got down to, "The plane is 10 miles out," the young man also said to the vice president, "Do the orders still stand?" And the vice president turned and whipped his neck around and said, "Of course the orders still stand. Have you heard anything to the contrary?"

[Jack Rabbit]

72. Dunk 'im, Dano!

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[ThomThom]

73. "fuck you"

[IndianaGreen]

74. Change the batteries!

[Marie Marie]

75. I'll be back

oh and Go Fuck Yourself!

[WinkyDink]

76. "Just one more deferment, PLEASE!" Beg, you &*%&%$#$*.

[tishaLA]

77. "Corn?! When did I have corn?"

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

78. Are you SURE i can't take it with me?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

79. "Bosco!"

[guitar man]

80. Lynne, Dammit!! Get away from that plug!!!

:spray: :rofl:

[pinboy3niner]

82. Abu Ghraib-bud. nt

[IDemo]

83. "Who in Hell lit a fire in the room?"

[jp11]

84. "Prepare my clone."

[johnaries]

87. "I need the blood of a virgin! Bring me a virgin!"

[PurityOfEssence]

88. "Pull"

Sport killin' to his last breath, propped up with someone to help him hold the shotgun.

[mnhtnbb]

89. "Oh, shit."

[kenny blankenship]

90. Fill my coffin with Light Sweet Crude. And bury me head down-

So the world can kiss my ass!