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EmeraldCityGrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:36 PM Original message |
Monkeys trained as battlefield killers in Afghanistan |
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Blue Owl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
1. I vote we spend $50 billion to re-train these monkeys |
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virgogal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
2. PETA alert !!!!!! |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:43 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. Are you kidding? Arming monkeys? I'm surprised PETA didn't come up with it first. |
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virgogal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:45 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. On second thought,you made a damned good point. :-) |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
3. The more I see, the more I realize Michael Crichton was a freaking prophet. |
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lpbk2713 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
4. They'd better keep a good eye on those monkeys. |
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Uncle Joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 04:34 PM Response to Reply #4 |
19. Sometimes going AWOL isn't the worst part, it's the coming back that sucks. n/t |
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sharp_stick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
5. Jeannie Moos (sp?) on CNN did a really funny |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 04:35 PM Response to Reply #5 |
20. A video of it is in this story. |
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Oregone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
6. Too funny |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
7. Irony, insanity....but sadly, not satire, it seems. |
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sharp_stick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 04:15 PM Response to Reply #7 |
16. Not satire just stupidity |
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Sebastian Doyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
10. Well, then it's only fair that we send a Chimp over to fight them terraist monkeys |
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MerryBlooms (940 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 05:27 PM Response to Reply #10 |
32. lmao - stellar. |
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MerryBlooms (940 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 05:29 PM Response to Reply #10 |
33. lmao. |
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MerryBlooms (940 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 05:30 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. oops |
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ORDagnabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
11. dont we train dolphins for suicide bombing here in the states? n/t |
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TheWraith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 06:15 PM Response to Reply #11 |
38. No. The Navy trains them to locate anti-ship mines. nt |
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grasswire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
12. poop throwing? |
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drm604 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
13. They may have photos of monkeys holding guns, |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 04:56 PM Response to Reply #13 |
25. +100 |
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LeftinOH (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
14. It was bound to happen sooner or later; this will not end well: |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 04:36 PM Response to Reply #14 |
21. Check out the video in this story. |
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Silent3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
15. I guess the warmongers in the Tea Party... |
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dhill926 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 04:20 PM Response to Original message |
17. this shit is going to put The Onion outta business........n/t |
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Soylent Brice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
18. we need a counter to keep track of how many dubya chimpers jokes this thread can accumulate. |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
22. If monkeys with guns is a crime, only criminal monkeys will have guns. nt |
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Ignis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
23. Why do their monkeys hate our freedoms?!? |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
24. "British-based media agency" |
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AsahinaKimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
26. Why does this remind me of the movie "CONGO" |
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sufrommich (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
27. It's a fake story..... |
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SunnySong (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 05:05 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Ya Think???? nt |
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drm604 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 05:14 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. I assumed as much. |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
30. Eeek!! Al-Queda trained hamsters can't be far behind. |
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Statistical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 05:27 PM Response to Original message |
31. "YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! " |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
35. Is it wrong that I assumed the US military was training the monkeys to kill? |
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ChimpersMcSmirkers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
36. Seems a little desperate if true. |
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noamnety (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-15-10 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
37. And our troops will be staying there |
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