My Rant: Bill & Hillary I guess my invitation got lost in the mail

[Botany]

Dear President Big Dog and Sec. of State Hillary,

I understand with the crush of all things to do for the upcoming wedding somethings can get overlooked and
I understand that but how could you forget to send me an invite to the wedding? Bill in 2002 I went to 2 of your
campaign speeches and at the second one you looked out at the crowd w/ a smile and gave your thumbs up in my
direction. In 2006 I had your bumper sticker on my F-250 pick-up truck and I voted for you again. It is too late
for the invitation to get to me even if you mail tomorrow AM so please call me ASAP and add me to the guest list.

BTW I have already bought the wedding gift.

[Saturday]

1. They probably don't recognize the name Botany.

Use your real name (Michaele and Tareq Salahi) and I'm sure your invitation will be FedEx'd over. Just trying to help. ;-)

[dems_rightnow]

2. You can have mine

I was busy that day.