FOUND! The saviour of the Repuplican Party.

[Ernesto]

http://mariopiperni.com/republican-idiocy/the-epitome-of-a-modern-republican.php

[Blue Owl]

1. The MESSiah!

n/t

[walldude]

2. K&R.. LMFAO

Unfuckingbelievable

Here's his "website" http://politics.freesitenow.com/basilmarceauxforgovernor/

Verbatim:

VOTE FOR ME AND IF I WIN I WILL IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE! (Except violating a citizen rights this would be a special punishment ) Making Tennessee the first state in the United States to actually listen to the U.S.and state Constitution ,and all cities charters

[av8rdave]

17. The more you read, the funnier it gets

8. Education ,let us put phonics back in school if you can not read you can not do History, Math, English. And that where we are now. Let make it mandatory in high school to read the
minutes to the U.S. Congress , the Congressional Globe the real history of the U.S


Indeed...we NEED phonics back in school!

Go, Basil, Go!

:rofl:

[Kalyke]

3. Shakes head.

Really, seriously.... there really are smart, attractive people in Tennessee!

I live here! I'm not ignorant or racist or gun-totin' or even ugly! I have my real teeth. I have shoes and I don't sound like I'm speaking with a handful of marbles in my mouth, either!

[av8rdave]

4. His son is running for office too

Daddy must be proud!

http://politics.freesitenow.com/basilmarceauxjr/

[monmouth]

6. Couldn't resist this spelling that jumped out at me..

>Political predjudist

Do ya think he meant prejudice?...Whew

[av8rdave]

15. But give him some credit...

He wants to do something about the "defranchising" of voters.

:rofl:

[monmouth]

20. Yikes, I have a headache already and it's sooo early...n/t

[slampoet]

22. Is "Defranchising" when you take away a voter's French flag.....

....or it is like taking away their Burger King or Chik-fill-A franchise?

[EmeraldCityGrl]

5. Was that english? Oy Vey.n/t

[MineralMan]

7. Tennessee. Hmph. Even that state knows better than that.

It does demonstrate, though, that any moron can run for office. Many do.

[Subdivisions]

8. Link is dead. n/t

[slampoet]

9. Which Walmart,

Does this charming man with the French last name work at as a greeter?

Holy crap.

Does he actually say "I'm Basil Marceaux dot com....." in the beginning?

[Ernesto]

10. Here he is.....

You can run but you can't hide!
http://2pznappod.blogspot.com/2010/07/im-basil-marceaux-dot-com.html

[Brother Buzz]

11. Things I done for my citizens

8. Fix the Flag at Mill Park to fly right at a high cost of 12 stun by stun gun and now it fly right

:Scratches head:

[spanone]

12. link....

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /index.php on this server.

Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

Apache mod_fcgid/2.3.5 mod_auth_passthrough/2.1 mod_bwlimited/1.4 FrontPage/5.0.2.2635 Server at mariopiperni.com Port 80

[Ernesto]

13. how about this link?

http://laweekly.blogs.com/joshuah_bearman/2010/07/did-he-say-im-basil-marceaux-dot-com-i-think-he-did-.html

[jkshaw]

16. Poor guy's crazy.

[frogmarch]

14. Pathetic. I almost

felt sorry for him. Wow.

[Greyskye]

18. I was expecting a cute dog candidate. (the "Repuplican" Party)

But what I got was oh, so much more.

Go to his website. You know you want to. :evilgrin:

http://politics.freesitenow.com/basilmarceauxforgovernor/

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

On edit:

I just got to the bottom of his website, where he has his 'resume'.
This is what he has for "Education":

Education: 13 3/4 years

So is he counting kindergarten? And get held back a year or two? And then not even graduate from high school? :shrug:

[louis-t]

19. Did he really say "remove all the French flags"?

He hates the French? Very well....Mr. Marceaux.

[MissMarple]

21. Who ever helped that poor man with a website should be arrested.

If his site wasn't so sad it would be funny...unless, of course, it is a parody, then it's sick funny.

[slampoet]

23. Obviously a time traveler from the year 1995 did his website.

Just be thankful it doesn't have music that starts on loading and flashing yellow fonts

[Kalyke]

24. You know... if you can read through the site

(and, as a Tennessean, maybe I'm more apt to read and understand the vernacular), he actually has some better ideas than the big-name Republicans. I'll rewrite his statements just a "tetch" so you can understand them:

4. My friends a beer stores say they must check 200 D/L a day that 400 minutes a day per clerk which is over 6 hours at $ 7.00 a hour that $ 42.00, with it mandatory then we must pay them.

Here, he's actually advocating for more pay for convenience store workers - a laudable act.

5. I believe we must hate the U.S. Flag because we fly the wrong one and when we fly the right one we and the government fly it wrong. Can we start honoring the flag Again.

I believe he is referring to an executive order signed by President Eisenhower in 1959. This order made the gold-fringed flag the exclusive flag of the armed forces. That order isn't always obeyed, however; many federal courtrooms now feature gold-fringed flags, despite the fact that they should only appear during court-martial.


6. Either as a senator and when I run for 2010 governor post I will recall all gun permits and registrations and we will not had any registration in this state. The right
too bear arms against our government and not burglars must be protected after the Supreme court ruling.

Here, he's saying that guns should only be used on humans in the case of well-armed militias to keep the government in check. He doesn't mention if animal hunting is OK, though.

7. I find it hard to take a campaign fund from anyone because if they give me money they expect something and then they seal it with a hand shack . I think this is bribery so to keep everybody honest lets put all funds in one bucket, then divide the bucket by cities, counties and state ,then divide those buckets among who ever once want to run and nobody owes anybody.

That, my friends, is campaign finance reform! He thinks donations to campaigns should be combined and then given out fairly to anyone who wants to run for political office!

Finally, in his list of "What (sic) Important," he advocates an equal health care program:

2.Equal Health care
a. a free gift program
b. take a look at and redo all mandtory insurance programs
c. See why dental is not in most plans a tooth aches hurt more than a back aches and no teeths depresses people

Not sure what a "free gift" program is, but it looks kind of like he wants to treat health care similarly to campaign finance reform: put it in one bucket and give everyone who needs it a "gift" of care or money to pay for care. Heck, he wants dentist office visits covered, too!

Maybe we should be voting for this guy! :think:

[MissMarple]

31. Thanks for the interpretation. Much appreciated.

[slampoet]

25. k&r for the afternoon crowd

[alterfurz]

26. {in Sybil Fawlty voice} Ba-ZIL!

Marceaux-Greene 2012: Because the Mayans were right!

[slampoet]

27. Kicked for the evening crew. they've gotta see this

[Ernesto]

28. kick nt

[Samantha]

29. Think he will swamp Wamp in the race?

Never mind trying to answer. Too close to call....

Sam

[Sebastian Doyle]

30. The Repukes should run this guy and Lee Mercer on the ticket in 2012.

If they "won", NOBODY would question the reality of electro-fraud voting anymore.

[AnArmyVeteran]

32. He's their BEST!!! Dems should be worried!!!