Michael Reagan Now Hawking 'Reagan.com' Email Addresses

[meegbear]

Since the dawn of electronics, patriotic conservatives have longed to possess email addresses under the domain "Reagan.com." At long last, Ronald Reagan's eldest son, Michael, has made these addresses available... for $34.95 a year. Because "free" services are liberal.

How does Michael Reagan justify charging 35 bucks for email addresses, which are known to be very free on the Internet nowadays? Well, most of those free web-based email companies give money to liberals, like Nancy Pelosi and the traitor Barack Obama! This is literally the reasoning behind his scam:

"People who believe in true Reagan Conservative Values are unwittingly supporting the Obama, Pelosi and Reid liberal agenda! What do I mean? Well, every time you use your email from companies like Google, AOL, Yahoo, Hotmail, Apple and others, you are helping the liberals. These companies are, and will continue, to be huge supporters financially and with technology of those that are hurting our country."

"Is that where you want your money to go? I didn't so I changed things," he continues. "I came up with the very first conservative email service provider. You now can put your name next to the name of the Greatest Conservative of all, my father Ronald Reagan."

He's going to make a fortune. Why didn't we think of this shit earlier?

Oh, and the price will go up in a couple of days. But you'll get a free DVD of a famous Reagan speech! It's probably available for free on YouTube, but remember: all that YouTube money is liberal! (Note which extremely popular video-hosting site is not employed for Reagan's pitch.)

It must be very tiring and expensive to be a Michael Reagan fan, having to dodge the Internet's liberal cash cows all day.

http://gawker.com/5600697/michael-reagan-now-hawking-reagancom-email-addresses

[LynneSin]

1. What's really sad - even Ronnie knew that his son Michael was a whack job.

Hence why the republicans recruited the Bush brothers in 1992 to groom for presidential runs over any of the Reagan children. (mind you Ron was too liberal to be consider. He and Patty are actually pretty good for being Reagans).

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. Remember the funeral?

There was one indelible, wince-inducing moment, in which Michael approached Nancy as the cameras were on her and shoe-horned himself into the shot. He put his hand on her shoulder...she reacted abruptly and turned and looked straight in his face, didn't say a word, and turned away from him. He stood there with a forced "paying his respects" look on his face, but it left no doubt as to where he fit into "the big picture," at least as far as Nancy was concerned.

He didn't.

[joeybee12]

2. I can see Ronnie raising a nut like this, but poor Jane Wyman must be

rolling over in her grave.

[sandnsea]

3. Jane Wyman was a staunch Republican

She may have been more responsible for giving us Ronald Reagan than he was, definitely more responsible for Michael Reagan.

[WinkyDink]

7. Nope. They divorced in 1948, when Ronnie was making speeches for Harry Truman.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/character/essays/reagan.html

[artfan]

4. I pity them

anyone who pays just to have the Reagan name on their e-mails is...
-wasting their money
-has seriously self esteem issues
-would lose respect/business of me and many people I know

as far as Michael goes I pity him as well
-he has nothing for himself he needs to cash in on his name
-clearly is insecure regarding his family relationships he must feel daddy never loved him as much as his siblings (perhaps it is because he was adopted)

[Motown_Johnny]

6. I love that RWers send those crazy e-mails to each other and then some of the money

is donated to Democrats


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