Gaithersburg Police Arrest Man Accused Of Bizarre Act

[Ian David]

GAITHERSBURG, MD (WUSA)--A bizarre and grotesque crime is under investigation in Gaithersburg.

Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., 28, has been charged with second-degree assault, after he allegedly stared at a woman standing in line at a Giant grocery store on Muddy Branch Road on Thursday, followed her out of the store and committed a disgusting act.

"Once out of the store, he was walking closely behind her and sprayed a substance from a plastic bottle onto her back and hair. Investigation later determined that substance was in fact human semen," said Gaithersburg Police Chief Mark Sroka.

After interviewing the suspect, police are convinced there might be more victims.

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Hat-tip to: http://twitter.com/argylestyle/status/20026006669

Oh, come on.

Who here hasn't been walking around and thought to themselves, "You see that person over there? I wish I had a bottle of semen I could spray on them."

No?

Okay, maybe it IS just him.


im in ur grossree spemin ur hair

[mitchum]

1. I wonder which gets him off more...

the masturbation required
or
the spraying it on people later?

[Ian David]

2. I wonder what his nickname is gonna be in prison. n/t

[MiniMe]

3. Squirt?

:shrug:

[Ian David]

4. That name should stick. n/t

[mitchum]

7. Sticky?

[SoCalDem]

5. At least he used a BOTTLE, instead of the original "dispenser"

:rofl:

[MineralMan]

6. Don't we have a Weird News forum?

No? Maybe we should. Somehow, this just doesn't seem to fit...

No...wait...we do. It's called The Lounge.

Sex and body functions in one thread. Oh, boy!

[HipChick]

8. I'll stick to Safeway...

Pun intended..:rofl:

[The Northerner]

9. How unbelievable

[MineralMan]

10. Nothing's unbelievable, really.

I'm not sure that everything's newsworthy, though. Some things are just sad and disgusting.