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Wed Aug-04-10 11:48 PM
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Freeper post of the night, as far as I'm concerned:
The reason for *Marriage* is to establish *Order* between Men and Women* *A Covenant* * *Legal Contract* *A Commitment* based on children, fidelity and family ties.
A Man and Woman seals that covenant with *Consumation*
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Wed Aug-04-10 11:51 PM
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1. The ritual pouring of chicken stock on each other. |
ThomasQED
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Wed Aug-04-10 11:59 PM
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Wed Aug-04-10 11:57 PM
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2. This particular post was amusing, in a freeper sort of way: |
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To: tsmith130
August 4 = 216th day of the year.
6X6 = 36 x 6 = 216 ....
666 ... enough said...
311 posted on Wed Aug 4 20:10:22 2010 by American Constitutionalist (There the way the Communist/Marxist want to destroy the USAis no civility in) < Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies>
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Thu Aug-05-10 12:14 AM
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6. Numerology is witchcraft... enough said. |
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Harry POTTER=6 letters in his last name! 3 of his movies are worth watching, so... 666! :evilgrin:
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Thu Aug-05-10 12:02 AM
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They started out as emphasis, and then the writer got excited and put in too many and they became meaningless.
I also like the Capitalization of Nouns, which makes words such as "Marriage," "Order," "Covenenant," "Legal Contract," "Commitment" and the misspelled "Consumation" look important, yet "children, fidelity and family ties" are of lesser importance.
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Thu Aug-05-10 12:10 AM
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5. DId I seal a covenant with all the people with whom I've "consumated"? |
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That was very big of me. (Bigamy--erg...consumation humor.)
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