Ain't no heaven, ain't no hell, thank GOD there ain't no Jerry Falwell.

[Philosoraptor]

Can you all forgive me for all the terrible, rotten things I said about the good reverend?

Now that he's demised, I feel like a real heel for all those times I called him a fat gas bag and a cheap huckster who pissed on the good name of Jesus, a sick jerk who broke most of the commandments, a deranged maniac who fomented hatred of his fellow man and woman, and above all a pompous, bigoted pig.

Can YOU forgive me? Can the Lord forgive me for wishing him in hell to suffer for all the sins he committed so blatantly? Can I ever forgive myself for cursing his very name for helping reagan get elected and single handedly destroying Christianity in America?

I wish to God I'd never said I hope I live long enough to relieve myself on his expensive tomb, that was a rotten thing to say about a fellow human being, and I'll always regret wishing that a truck full of bibles would mow him down. How can I ever hide my shame at being happy that this putrid pile of puke passed away?

I am so, so, so ashamed of myself, can you EVER forgive me, even though I don't deserve it for all the shitty things I said about Jerry? Can I even dare to expect forgiveness for calling Jerry a vile disgusting swine who I hope is frying forever like a fish stick in snake fat?

[CBGLuthier]

1. Wow

The 2-year olds have taken DU over.

Time to take a break until the adults return.

[Moochy]

4. Nice paternalistic frame

Don't think of an elephant...

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. I forgive you my son.

Now that the pigfucker is dead, feel free to sent ME your social security check.

[Taverner]

3. LOL

Are you sure you aren't Canadian?

:rofl: