No gas stations or military recruiters near ground zero!

[Radical Activist]

Let's be honest about what led to 9/11. It was the United States military and economic domination of the world, and control of Middle East strategic oil resources in particular. That's why the attackers targeted the symbolic centers of US economic and military dominance.

In order to honor those who died in 9/11 I propose that we ban all gas stations and military recruitment centers within one mile of ground zero. It's the only sensible thing to do.

[Radical Activist]

1. I guess I would have gotten a better response if I suggested we ban Obama

from ground zero.