Here's the potential behind-the-scenes exchange....

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...between the President and newly installed Speaker of the House John "Boner" Boehner:

SH Boehner: Well, it's like this, sir, we will investigate every hint of impropriety since you entered office.

President BO: Well, that's an interesting strategy, John, very interesting. Now let me tell you what I will do if it comes to that:

I WILL FUCKING RELEASE THE HOUNDS OF HELL ON YOUR MERRY LITTLE BAND OF FUCKWITS FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED DURING THE TWO SHOES MCFUCKSTICK ADMINISTRATION. MY FUCKING JUSTICE DEPARTMENT WILL BEGIN THE INDICTMENT PROCESS OF EVERY FUCKING REPUBLICANT DURING THAT PERIOD AND WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE TO THE FUCKING GROUND. AM I FUCKING CLEAR ON THIS, YOU IMPOTENT, LIMP DICK?

SH Boner: (Shaking in fear of a black man treating him like a red-headed stepchild) Yes, sir.