Interrogating science . . . Please come CAPTION Sarah Palin!!!

[skip fox]

Ailin' Palin is asayin': "You Betja, Sean, just like all the scientists say: oil is part of our environment. What's so all-golly bad about that? I thought those nuts called themselves environmentalists. . . . But they only like the environment if it looks like it's on a Hallmark card. . . . They should call themselves the anti-environmentalists. . . . And they're against asbestos too!!!"

[mwb970]

1. "Wow, I thought you were kidding about the vibrating chair!" /nt

[HopeHoops]

9. "I put fresh batteries in my 'friend' this morning!"

I can't imagine Tod being useful for anything other than an occasional drunken squirt (you have to explain the kids to the neighbors SOMEHOW).

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. "When you turn that way, your head DOES look like a shovel"

[mike r]

3. That crazy Palin look

[skip fox]

4. "Mary Poppins is my most favorite historical character!"

[HughBeaumont]

5. Football Field Jaw: "mmmmm . . . wonder if her legs can bend like I'm pitcherin . . "

[skip fox]

6. "Why am I smiling? Sean, I just put new batteries in my 'bottom buddy.'"

[Vickers]

7. "Seal pup jerky? You betcha!"

[Raven]

8. "If you believe this, I gotta bridge to sell ya."

[spanone]

10. shake my head, it rattles. honest!