Teabagger deductive syllogisms

[marmar]

[kentuck]

1. And Benjamin Franklin was born in England...

and he is on a $100 bill?

You figure it out..

[onehandle]

4. What? How many of our Presidents other than Obama were born on foreign soil?

Kidding. A lot of people think that Benjamin Franklin was a President.

I figure that teabaggers are the lion's share of those people.

[rucky]

2. Ergo, BP is a Kenyan Muslim plotting a socialist takeover of government.

Makes sense.

[izquierdista]

3. If his conclusions were laid end to end

At least something would be getting laid.

[Bitwit1234]

5. I don't even think Murdouch is an American citizen is he.

[Bitwit1234]

6. Romney's father was born in Mexico which of the drug cartels

can we blame him for....McCain was born in the Panama Canal Zone, how come he let all the work and money we spent building the canal go back to Panama. And I could go on with more silly stuff. But I don't want to be lumped in with the tea bags.