Join the UN Bicycle Conspiracy!

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(Email just received from Colorado Progressives. For those not aware, one of our teabagger candidates equated Denver's hallmark bicycle share program with a UN conspiracy ) ;)

Dear Neighbor,
Denver has a great new bicycle-sharing program—you may have heard of it, or seen those red bikes with evil capitalist advertising on them. Tea

Party candidate Dan Maes says it's a giant conspiracy to turn Denver into a "United Nations community."

So we thought, why not? Every United Nations community has to have a uniform. So we made these handsome t-shirts to kick off our U.N. Bicycle Ambassador program.


Contribute $25 and get one today!
https://secure3.convio.net/pn/site/Donation2?idb=2034345229&df_id=1962&1962.donation=form1&JServSessionIdr004=fi7ibro2s2.app333b

"This is all very well disguised, but it will be exposed," Maes said. So we're blowing the lid right off this conspiracy. Get your sublime azure blue, 100% cotton U.N Bicycle Ambassador t-shirt today.

Dan Maes says this plot is "bigger than it looks like on the surface." And you will be too, in a fantastically slimming U.N. Bicycle Ambassador t-shirt!

This limited edition t-shirt is available in men's and women's sizes. Get yours now! As soon as Glenn Beck finds out, the gig is up!
You will join the U.N. Bicycle Ambassadors.
In solidarity,
Alan Franklin
Maximum Proconsul, United Nations Bicycle Ambassadors
P.S. - Not affiliated with the United Nations, the UN-cola, Dan Maes, Glenn Beck, or FOX News.

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