GOP jurist nabbed for handing his nuts to unsuspecting women

[sonomak]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/judge-stuffed-acorns-condoms

Judge Stuffed Acorns With Condoms
Jurist nabbed for handing his nuts to several unsuspecting women

SEPTEMBER 29--A Pennsylvania judge from the village of Intercourse is facing a disorderly conduct charge for allegedly approaching women near the state Capitol and handing them acorns he had hollowed out and stuffed with condoms, according to cops.

When confronted by officers last Tuesday, Isaac Stoltzfus, a District Court judge, claimed the bizarre incident was a joke.

According to a September 21 citation issued by Capitol Police, Stoltzfus, 58, “did conceal condoms in acorns and then gave them to women who were offended when they discovered the contents.” The citation does not disclose the size of the acorns Stoltzfus passed out, or whether the condoms had been used.

Stoltzfus, running as a Republican, was reelected last year to a six-year term on the bench, where he earned $80,927 in 2009.

[louis-t]

1. Always "a joke".

I only get emery boards and key chains from guys running for office.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Squirrels use condoms?

Judging by the number of them in my yard, they sure as hell don't.

[lpbk2713]

3. Pointing out he was a rethuglican was superfluous and redundant.

The allegation of the crime committed was enough to make it perfectly clear.


:rofl:

[Journeyman]

4. If convicted, will this open avenues of appeal to all who he's sat in judgment on?. . .

[Richardo]

5. "...or whether the condoms had been used"

There's a pleasant thought.

[mercuryblues]

6. Any

self respecting republican would blame his behavior on the ACORN.

[damntexdem]

7. Handing out nuts in Intercourse?

No ... too easy. ;-)

[Vinca]

8. Acorns stuffed with condoms???? It makes a statement about

the size of the judge's physical attributes if nothing else. Wouldn't you kill to make the campaign commercial opposing this guy?

[pnorman]

9. This brings to mind another judge.

He was caught having a 'penis pump' under his judicial robe, while the court was in session! I don't recall his party affiliation, but I strongly suspect he was a Reptilican.

[Initech]

10. So many poorly chosen words in that first sentence.

[dalaigh lllama]

11. He's from the village of Intercourse???

:spray:

OK. There's got to be more to this story. If someone handed me an acorn I wouldn't open it to see what was inside unless prompted. So what was the judge saying to these women as he handed out his nuts?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. I won't ask what he does when he visits Bird-In-Hand.

:scared: