Only witchcraft might save her now.

[BurtWorm]

From DailyKos:

http://feeds.dailykos.com/~r/dailykos/index/~3/TGp9evxbe3M/-DE-Sen:-Monstrous-lead-for-Coons



There's no truth to the rumor that Christine O'Donnell is changing her name to U.I.Am. And there's no truth to the rumor that she is actually a witch. (Remember, she merely "dabbled in witchcraft" -- she didn't "become a witch." There's a big and important difference.)

Alas, there is truth to the rumor that O'Donnell's days as a comedy prop are numbered, because with the election less than one month away, she's a guaranteed loser. The latest evidence: Democratic nominee Chris Coons has a massive 19-point lead over O'Donnell among likely voters according to a new survey by the University of Delaware. Moreover:

Coons’ lead widens to 24 points when the probable decisions of undecided voters are taken into account for the poll’s final estimate, with Coons holding a 61% to 37% advantage. The poll also finds weaker emotional support for O’Donnell among her supporters than Coons has among his. The poll is the first released since long- time Republican incumbent Congressman Mike Castle announced he would not seek a write-in candidacy.

If O'Donnell is to pull this race out, she's going to need to deploy some of that black magic she learned back when she was dabbling in witchcraft. And she's going to need to do it stat!

[Beetwasher]

1. Now We Know Why She Wants So Many More People To Embrace Virginity

She needs them for her human sacrifices to win this election.

[BurtWorm]

2. .

:spray:

[FSogol]

3. DUzy! n/t

[stopbush]

4. Virginity is for other people as O'Donnell is clearly going to get fucked on 11/2.

[Johonny]

5. Isn't her whole plan to lose?

She wins, when she loses. The winner won't demand a criminal investigation of how she spends her campaign funds, she'll likely get a much higher bump up in the RW talking head world, might land on faux and almost certainly has two to three best selling books put in her name. All this means $$ which frankly is the only common thread I see with all Teaparty candidates. I don't see a single one running for office to improve society for the people they represent, I see a bunch of greedy people all trying to cash in on the endless gravy train the RW circuit has become.

[gratuitous]

6. She has a wonderful future as a political martyr

Look for Ms. O'Donnell to hit the talk show and rubber chicken circuits to explain to anyone dumb enough to listen to her how she was "destroyed" by the "liberal" "media" which never gave her a fair shake. Then she'll get some think tank sinecure or some bored millionaire like Richard Mellon Scaife will pay her six figures annually to ghost an occasional syndicated column.

[gatorboy]

7. That this woman STILL racks up a whopping 37% of the vote deserves and ay-yi-yi!