LynneSin
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Thu Oct-07-10 08:34 AM
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Post here how you are just like Christine O'Donnell! |
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I mean she claims she's 'one of us' and yet I have done the following she has not done:
* Held a steady job for the past 15 years * Paid all my taxes on time * Graduated from college in a manner that allows me to say 'I graduated from college' without the * next to that comment * Earned my own money to pay for my bills * Masturbated (let's face it - all of you have done that too!)
I will say that I am not a witch but I have nothing against witches. I think they are sorely misunderstood if you ask me.
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Thu Oct-07-10 08:37 AM
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1. We're both carbon-based forms of life |
joeybee12
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Thu Oct-07-10 08:37 AM
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2. I am just like her because I have not masturbated... |
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Thu Oct-07-10 09:36 AM
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Thu Oct-07-10 08:41 AM
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3. I'm just like Christine O'Donnell because, truth be told, |
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there isn't a day that goes by when some clandestine operative of the government of China is not contacting me to exchange highly sensitive world-in-the-balance info.
Usually we conduct business inside the first few minutes, our human-brained rodents taking careful notes, and for the remainder of the hour we masturbate on a Satanic altar.
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Thu Oct-07-10 08:42 AM
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BootinUp
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Thu Oct-07-10 08:43 AM
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5. Since I am not a conniving lying f*ck |
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not sure there is much else to bother comparing notes on. lol.
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catbyte
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Thu Oct-07-10 08:44 AM
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6. I have dark brown hair |
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Thu Oct-07-10 08:46 AM
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7. The fact that I'm not dead yet? |
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Scratch that...I have no way of knowing for certain that's her condition as well.
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Thu Oct-07-10 08:47 AM
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8. I'm not a witch, either, and I also bought Bill Maher some underwear. |
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I'm just kidding about the underwear thing.
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Thu Oct-07-10 08:49 AM
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Edited on Thu Oct-07-10 08:51 AM by verges
a nose, a mouth
Same ways that Obama is just like Bush.
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Thu Oct-07-10 08:57 AM
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10. I'm just like her insofar as I don't know what the fuck she's talking about. |
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We definitely have that in common.
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Thu Oct-07-10 09:00 AM
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Mad_Dem_X
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Thu Oct-07-10 09:05 AM
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12. Ummm...I'm female. And brunette. |
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Other than those two things...I got nothin'.
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Thu Oct-07-10 09:15 AM
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13. I like to masturbate while reading "Origin of the Species" |
JackBeck
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Thu Oct-07-10 09:17 AM
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14. We graduated from the same South Jersey high school. |
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And that's where any smilarities end.
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LynneSin
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Thu Oct-07-10 09:28 AM
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15. Would you be so kind as to take her back to New Jersey |
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Thu Oct-07-10 02:48 PM
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23. Nah. You can keep her. |
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Don't want Chris Christie getting any ideas.
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Thu Oct-07-10 10:53 AM
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17. Neither she nor I know what the hell she's talking about. |
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Thu Oct-07-10 11:05 AM
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18. I can open my mouth really wide. |
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Thu Oct-07-10 11:24 AM
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19. we both complain about the democrats and blame them for all our problems? |
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Thu Oct-07-10 12:33 PM
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20. I have a moustache, too. |
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Thu Oct-07-10 12:36 PM
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21. I have a penis and put curses on people. |
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Thu Oct-07-10 02:50 PM
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24. same here....but I have breasts. |
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Thu Oct-07-10 02:47 PM
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22. Neither of us will ever be a US Senator. |
LynneSin
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Thu Oct-07-10 03:27 PM
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25. Yes it does and I can add that to my list! |
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:woohoo:
btw welcome to DU :hi:
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