FLASH! Democrats Could Lose Up To

[karnac]

Democrats Could Lose Up To 8,000 Seats In Upcoming Midterm Election

October 19, 2010 | ISSUE 46•42


WASHINGTON—According to recent media reports, Democrats stand to lose as many as 8,000 congressional seats and more than 917 gubernatorial races in November's midterm elections. "Republicans are poised to pick up 1,500 seats in Ohio alone, and could wind up with a 23,576-to-12 majority in the Senate," Beltway observer Isaac Hundt said Wednesday, noting the GOP's advantage is likely to increase by Election Day given that its candidates are outspending their opponents by some $900 trillion. "With Democratic disapproval ratings in the quadruple digits, it's a foregone conclusion that Republicans will not only retake Congress, but hold it for the next 20,000 to 25,000 years." Experts also predicted the one-sided election results would cause Barack Obama to die on the spot, at which point the nation's leading conservative talk-radio host would be sworn in as president of the United States forever






http://www.theonion.com/articles/democrats-could-lose-up-to-8000-seats-in-upcoming,18285/

[Hello_Kitty]

1. An Onion article is getting unrec'd, really? eom

[FiveGoodMen]

9. Somebody didn't pay attention to the numbers

[no limit]

10. It has nothing to do with the topic. Threads get automatically unreced.

[donheld]

14. Onions sometimes make people cry

Recommend.

[Liberal_in_LA]

2. hee!

[Parker CA]

3. HAHAHA. Nice! It's the Onion folks, lighten up. Why the unrecs?

[Whisp]

6. from the ones who DO want Obama to drop dead.

[Whisp]

4. sweet weepin jeebus

thanks for posting this. such perfect timing. lol

:rofl:

[K8-EEE]

5. Hilarious, thanks for the laugh, K&R nm

[Zax2me]

7. funny...n/a

[blondeatlast]

8. *roffle* nt

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. K&R

[walldude]

12. *Snort*...

This would be hilarious if I hadn't read an ABC poll yesterday saying Repugs were going to get 411 house seats and 113 Senate seats... :rofl: :rofl:

Thank god we have a free and objective media...

[toddwv]

13. A week from now it'll be twice that...

'cause right-wingers are stoopid.

[Major Hogwash]

15. Hannity will probably repeat this news on his program tonight.

But, won't name the source of "the report".

LoL

[HughMoran]

16. lol

:rofl:

[alcibiades_mystery]

17. Gahahaha

I don't know how media assholes can read the Onion without being ashamed of themselves. That pretty much summarizes their tomfoolery of the last six months or so.

Hilarious.

[felix_numinous]

18. I wish The Onion was a magazine

and placed right next to grocery checkout tabloids, that would really mess with some heads, Colbert style.