denem
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Fri Oct-22-10 03:12 PM
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Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd be writing to you, |
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Edited on Fri Oct-22-10 03:35 PM by denem
I was sure it was all made up until Tuesday night, December 12, 2000 when I got totally screwed.
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Fri Oct-22-10 03:16 PM
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1. Um, that's not the kind of "screwed" they generally look for. |
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:evilgrin:
Good one, though.
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Fri Oct-22-10 03:17 PM
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Fri Oct-22-10 03:20 PM
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4. Did it go something like this? |
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Fri Oct-22-10 03:26 PM
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Fri Oct-22-10 03:29 PM
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6. Sincerely, The United States of America. NT |
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Fri Oct-22-10 03:29 PM
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Fri Oct-22-10 03:32 PM
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Fri Oct-22-10 03:36 PM
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Fri Oct-22-10 03:38 PM
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10. At least there was lubrication |
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Bush was lubricated when he went in, and stayed pretty much lubricated for 8 years.
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Fri Oct-22-10 03:39 PM
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11. But he didn't use a condom. |
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Fri Oct-22-10 08:59 PM
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14. No, I think he used a Condalisa |
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Fri Oct-22-10 07:21 PM
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The loss of Duzy's is tragic...
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Fri Oct-22-10 08:13 PM
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I should have said, totally screwed by four guys and a woman in black nightshirts
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