Man sentenced in cop-owned doughnut shop theft

[marmar]

Insert joke here.


A 24-year-old Coleman man accused of stealing money from a police-owned doughnut shop in mid-Michigan has been sentenced to spend the next five weekends in jail.

WNEM-TV says Brent Kenyon was sentenced Wednesday to 10 days in jail and will serve two days at a time. Kenyon pleaded guilty in September to a misdemeanor charge of larceny of less than $1,000.

Police said Kenyon was a nightshift employee at the Cops and Doughnuts Bakery in Clare, about 130 miles northwest of Detroit, when the theft happened. They say surveillance cameras caught him breaking into the office area overnight and stealing cash.

Kenyon also was ordered pay back nearly $800 in restitution to the shop.


http://www.freep.com/article/20101028/NEWS06/101028009/1322/Man-jailed-in-cop-owned-doughnut-shop-theft#ixzz13gKSjMPv

[Wickerman]

1. What is funnier?

Dude stealing from the cops or cops owning a donut shop?

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

2. Dumb criminal of the month award.

If you're taking a job with the intention of embezzling, it's probably not a good idea to work at an establishment owned by COPS. :rofl: