Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
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Wed Nov-03-10 11:30 PM
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What's Boehner's favorite booze? |
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Time for a little levity here.
I think he's a Jim Beam drinker. His state borders Kentucky so I'm sure he has a ready supply source.
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Wed Nov-03-10 11:31 PM
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1. Whatever is in his hand...... |
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Wed Nov-03-10 11:32 PM
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Wed Nov-03-10 11:33 PM
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He must be a surrender monkey.
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Wed Nov-03-10 11:34 PM
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6. It's made from bitter oranges :)) |
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Thu Nov-04-10 08:41 AM
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27. ...with a Triple Sec chaser. nt |
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Wed Nov-03-10 11:33 PM
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5. Any kind the lobbyists are giving out by the case. |
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Wed Nov-03-10 11:35 PM
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7. Republican orange kool-aid with vodka |
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Wed Nov-03-10 11:39 PM
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Wed Nov-03-10 11:47 PM
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9. I grew up in a household with an alcoholic dad, and other |
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Edited on Wed Nov-03-10 11:47 PM by Lifelong Protester
alcoholic relatives. That man is a country club alcoholic. Can spot 'em a mile away.
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Wed Nov-03-10 11:49 PM
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10. No, he couldn't handle bourbon. |
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His dirty secret: Boehner drinks Canadian rum punch!!!!
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Wed Nov-03-10 11:52 PM
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Orange liquid; apt metaphor for a boner.
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Thu Nov-04-10 12:22 AM
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12. If you check out his background you will find he came from a large, Catholic family |
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Edited on Thu Nov-04-10 12:23 AM by Bobbieo
who owned a bar. He also worked at that bar.
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Thu Nov-04-10 12:26 AM
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14. Whatever the Oompa Loompas like to drink (nt) |
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Thu Nov-04-10 12:30 AM
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he's gonna have a lot of tea in the next 2 years - he may just turn completely orange pekoe
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Thu Nov-04-10 12:32 AM
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16. Boner juice on the rocks |
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Why do we let him get away with mispronouncing his name? When 2 vowels go walking, the first one does the talking. I know an Austrian who pronounces his name BONER. I vow, from this day forward, to never pronounce his name; Bay-ner. If he's going to screw us, I call it a Boner.
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Thu Nov-04-10 12:35 AM
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17. We could keep him drunk for the next 2 years. |
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Thu Nov-04-10 12:49 AM
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18. I'll bet he would drink his aftershave if |
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he runs out of the Beam and the liquor stores are closed too long for him to go without a drink. He strikes me as an all day boozer, one who keeps the glow on. That's what the tan is for, to cover up the redness and broken capillaries from drinking.
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Thu Nov-04-10 01:07 AM
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20. I'm going with bourbon and coke. |
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Edited on Thu Nov-04-10 01:08 AM by MissMarple
on edit. I meant coca cola. ;)
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Thu Nov-04-10 01:27 AM
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fermented bullshit, he's obviously full of it.
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Thu Nov-04-10 05:39 AM
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24. 13-year blended scotch |
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that's what they drink at the country club.
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Thu Nov-04-10 06:56 AM
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I've heard that it turns your tongue black, but I wasn't aware that it also renders your skin road-cone orange.
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