They just evacuated a Walmart I was at.

[madinmaryland]

There was a suspicious package on a self. Turns out, it was just something actually made in America.

[lob1]

1. LOL!

[hobbit709]

2. Somebody spotted you walking in and called in a suspicious person.

[alfredo]

15. You can't trust a Walmart shopper that is sensibly dressed.

acceptable:





Unacceptable:

[cutlassmama]

3. on a shelf?

As long as it doesn't shoot off the coast of California we'll be alright.

[DailyGrind51]

4. Oh, I thought it might be a "blue light sale" in the parking lot!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. Oh, they can come up with a more believable story than *that*...

[pacalo]

6. Was the "self" a twisted 'bagger?

[glinda]

7. further inspection showed it to be only assembled in America

[TwilightGardener]

8. Imagine my surprise to have found plastic cat-food can lids made in America

at Wally World. That was about it, though.

[virgogal]

9. Made in America? Fast becoming collector's items. Buy it---quickly.

:D

[Mira]

10. K&R while I ROFLMAO

[Blue Owl]

11. a cheap-labor republican was threatened

the horror, the horror...

[taterguy]

12. What the fuck were you doing in a Walmart?

[madinmaryland]

14. Buying you a birthday present, Francis!

[taterguy]

18. Why the fuck are you buying someone a birthday present 7 months early?

Or is it 5 months late?

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. Ha!

:spray:

[El Supremo]

16. Yeah right. You were caught shoplifting a Dallas Cowboys jersey again!

[flvegan]

17. Dude...the Cowboys? They're GIVING that merch away.

Who'd buy it to begin with?

[El Supremo]

19. madinmaryland would

He already hocked everything he owns to buy some astroturf from the old Texas Stadium.

[flvegan]

20. He needs it to kneel on when he prays while facing Jerry Jones' house.

[madinmaryland]

22. This...

I pray five times a day to the mecca!

:hide:

[TheWatcher]

21. You stole that from Jay Leno's Monologue last night.

:rofl:

It's still funny though.

[HopeHoops]

23. You know, before opening the post I was going to reply, "What, something not made in China?"

I almost passed black-eyed pea and corn salsa through my nose when I saw the body of the text.

[madinmaryland]

24. Heh! Yeap!