KansasVoter
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Sat Nov-20-10 08:48 PM
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Is it legal to remove your pants in the airport? |
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Edited on Sat Nov-20-10 08:52 PM by KansasVoter
I don't think it is illegal if you don't expose your privates. So, maybe I should just remove my pants when I am in line and make the whole pat down process easier. And maybe be a little more of a pain in the ass for them. It might bring the catch all 'disorderly conduct' charge I guess.
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niyad
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Sat Nov-20-10 08:53 PM
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1. I think KO suggested kilts the other day |
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Edited on Sat Nov-20-10 08:54 PM by niyad
reminded me of an old saying "a true scot wears naught 'neath his kilt, except his lady's lipstick"
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Sat Nov-20-10 08:55 PM
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2. Kilts would be perfect. |
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Sat Nov-20-10 08:58 PM
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3. More importantly, can you legally marry your widow's sister? |
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Sat Nov-20-10 09:00 PM
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Sat Nov-20-10 09:03 PM
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5. Just wear REALLY tight short-shorts and a see-through mesh top. nt |
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Sat Nov-20-10 09:05 PM
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6. Everything should have velcro attachments rather than buttons or zippers |
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so TSA can rip them off us at will. They got to keep the line moving you know.
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Sat Nov-20-10 09:05 PM
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7. I was thinking of wearing swim shorts underneath my pants |
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and then just drop my pants...........
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Sat Nov-20-10 09:16 PM
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8. I always planned if I was ever accused of shoplifting, to refuse |
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going into some room, and strip down right in front of veryone. No way would I let them lead me away to get checked out. We'd prove I didn't have anything right on the spot.
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Sat Nov-20-10 09:19 PM
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9. I want to think 'happy thoughts' while in line ... |
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So I can impress them ....
Some of us may want them to press harder ....
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Sat Nov-20-10 10:10 PM
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10. I wanna be in line next to you. |
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Sat Nov-20-10 10:27 PM
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11. Next time I fly anywhere, |
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