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Wed Nov-24-10 10:26 AM
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Rumor: Airports to allow flyers to have a smoke break after pat down |
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Wed Nov-24-10 10:27 AM
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madmax
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Wed Nov-24-10 10:30 AM
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3. My thoughts, too. A smoke and the afterglow. |
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Wed Nov-24-10 10:28 AM
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dollar bills are a must..
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Wed Nov-24-10 10:31 AM
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4. Or a snack.....I'm always hungry after, umm, cohabitation. |
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Wed Nov-24-10 11:19 AM
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11. Stay away from chocolate and oysters or you'll soon want another 'pat down'. |
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Wed Nov-24-10 10:33 AM
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Wed Nov-24-10 10:34 AM
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6. just dim the harsh lights and play some mood music, a glass of wine is nice too |
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Wed Nov-24-10 11:13 AM
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Edited on Wed Nov-24-10 11:14 AM by rocktivity
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Wed Nov-24-10 11:16 AM
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8. Will there be any crying and apologies for it? |
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Edited on Wed Nov-24-10 11:16 AM by originalpckelly
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Wed Nov-24-10 11:17 AM
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Wed Nov-24-10 11:18 AM
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10. No one gets to second base with me without at least buying me dinner. |
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So I think the TSA, as a courtesy, should buy everyone they have to pat down at least a drink. Preferably before the procedure.
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Wed Nov-24-10 11:21 AM
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12. Do something like that scene from Harry met Sally. |
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"Oh yes, touch me again you dirty boy!"
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