If there is a photo that NEEDS to be captioned, it is this one!

[zulchzulu]

[azmouse]

1. "Get John McCain's hand off my ass!"

[XemaSab]

2. I'll go for the obvious:

"BRAIIIIIINS!!!!!"

[Incitatus]

3. "It's a good thing you're paying me, or I wouldn't be here."

[KingFlorez]

4. "You gotta get in there and shake those liberals, dontcha know?"

"The next time you see somebody with an Obama shirt, you stop them and shake 'em real good and say, how's that's hopey changey stuff workin' for ya?"

[AmericaIsGreat]

5. WAZAAAAaaaaa may fellow Ameryicans

Seems plausible.

[flvegan]

6. "So there I am on my knees, juggling the balls of two naked men..."

[Rage Inc.]

25. Winner!

I won't even TRY to top that!

[704wipes]

7. I'll play:

"I thought dry ice would HELP the boils on my ass !! "

[Canuckistanian]

8. The Tea Party Ass

It's now official.

[Tunkamerica]

9. We were this close...

[patrice]

10. "A nuke for a nuke, that's what the Bible says! so in the words of that great prophet John McCain...

BOMB! BOMB! BOMB!
BOMB! BOMB! IRAN!!!"

[PM Martin]

11. I'd rather not say.

[Politicalboi]

12. Have you ever seen the "shwang" on a Moose

"It's Enormous".

[MiniMe]

13. Almost as good as this one

But not quite as good as this one

[WCGreen]

24. What the fuck did you cut that coke with, Borax?

[NanceGreggs]

14. "This Tea Party Express ...

... thingy must be HUGH, dontcha know? It's got THREE 111's after its name!"

[Odin2005]

15. "I AM FILLED BY THE POWER OF GAWD!!!"

[madamesilverspurs]

16. not a caption, just a tiny change to the pic...

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[BlueIdaho]

17. You hillbillies are making me SOOOOOOOOOOOOO rich!

[Historic NY]

18. Her face is framed like and "A"....as in

Party ASS.org

[craigmatic]

19. Would you give this person a million dollars?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. "Welcome to PartyAss.org!"

[Writer]

21. "What the hell just crawled up my ass???" n/t

[belpejic]

22. "I'm totally f**king tweaked right now!" n/t

[krispos42]

23. "BRISTOL! PUT DOWN THOSE SAILORS!" n/t

[RFKHumphreyObama]

26. Sums up both her and her ideology perfectly

It doesn't even need a caption.

[zulchzulu]

27. I'm actually THE DEVIL!!! BLAAAHHHHH! n/t