The Cap is capturing a vast majority of the Oil. Hardly any is escaping!!!

[KansasVoter]

At least that is what Tony Hayward is saying!

And if you believe that then you also believe Iraq had weapons of Mass Destruction!

How can tell when Hayward is lying.............his mouth moves!

[JuniperLea]

1. Whew! Thank God! Nothing to see here... move along...

All better now... boo-boo is healed...

[rzemanfl]

2. Hayward has blown so much smoke up my ass that my asshole

aches. Doesn't he understand that no one believes a word he says?

[Rosa Luxemburg]

3. looks like the oil is still coming out

can't they freeze it as it comes out (at -273 f or lower). Like freezing a garden hose (kind of)

[KansasVoter]

5. You are wrong. No oil is coming out!!! Tony said so!

[Rosa Luxemburg]

6. it needs to get new eye glasses

[mikelgb]

4. Also: "The boom is working" and "This is the largest effort in history"

[baldguy]

7. I keep wondering when Baghdad Bob is going to show up.

He's obviously running BP's PR campaign.

[Jamastiene]

8. I hope there is a special spot in the ninth circle of hell for Tony Hayward.

I hope gulls shit on his head for eternity after he gets there too.

[CoffeeCat]

9. Hello!! We can see the leak!!!

We know that you're lying!!!

We're not amused when people insult our intelligence, by lying their asses off when
the truth is staring us right in the face.

Is this part of the multi-million dollar PR effort in which BP has invested? OHhhhhh...so
convincing. So believable. I suddenly love BP and believe they're the most humanitarian
corporation on the planet. So glad they stopped that leak.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[jwirr]

10. I just saw it on ED - that is worse.

[Dr Morbius]

11. This is exactly how Republicans have acted since Ronald Reagan.

It's the big lie. It worked for Goebbels, it worked for Reagan and both Bushes, and it will work for British Petroleum. Note who's handling BP's public image now.