2012 Republican Convention Schedule

[KingFlorez]

Shhhh, don't tell anyone, all their plans somehow got leaked out.

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Prayers delivered by Pat Robertson

Pledge of the Allegiance to the Real United States of America

Reference to 9/11

Tribute to Jesse Helms

Tea Party Costume Drama: The Oppression of Obama and 2nd Amendment Solutions

House Republican Leader Michele Bachmann: Time for a McCarthyism revival

Newt Gingrich: The Sanctity of Marriage

Reference to 9/11

Take Back America Sing-Along with Hank Williams and Ted Nugent

John McCain: Bomb Iran

Token Black, Hispanic or Asian Republican makes a speech about conservative values and how they can't stand Obama.

Steve King: The Oppression of White People

Tom Delay: The Democrats Set Me Up and then booted me from Dancing with the Stars

Special Report: Liberal plants in the Tea Party

Anti-Obama sign contest.

Newsmax Presentation: WMDs in Iraq found, Bush was right!

Ronald Reagan séance, with Mitt Romney as the channel

Reference to 9/11

Orly Taitz: Obama's birth certificate has not been veried! Let me finish!

Mock impeachment trial, with special guest Chuck Norris as an Impeachment Manager

Public humiliation of RINOs

George W. Bush: Remembering the good times

Jan Brewer: We're Not Racist

Sarah Palin Acceptance Speech

Special version of The Mob Song from Beauty and the Beast performed by Bachmann, Palin, Beck and Hannity

New platform passed: Voluntary resettlement of Liberals and perceived Liberals and complete privatization all of government services among idea included

Reference to 9/11

Closing prayer by Pat Robertson

"All events subject to change, some speakers may not be present if they lose their Tea Party approval."

[teenagebambam]

1. What about the hookers?

Or are those events not scheduled?

[KingFlorez]

3. That's the after party at the hotel

Nobody's supposed to know about that.

[lib2DaBone]

2. missing the Ronald Reagan Memorial toe-tapper bathroom stall...