**** Breaking fresh! Breaking HARD! Snooki arrested TODAY - 7/30/10 ****

[smalll]

She was arrested today in Seaside Heights, NJ for Disorderly Conduct. Reports and pictures suggest that it was on account of public drunkeness.

Here's the TMZ link, with pics of the arrest itself - http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/30/snooki-seaside-heights-new-jersey-mtv-arrest-police/

This is a Good Thing for Obama! I was beginning to think that the only way he'd get past this would be a beer (and pizza and zeppoles) summit with Snooki and company. After such an arrest, a beer summit is right out.

He might be able to get away with just brushing her off his shoulder, a move for which he has demonstrated talent previously.

I just pray to God it doesn't come out that the President had some law enforcement official pull some strings in Seaside Heights to make this happen. That would rise to the level of impeachability.

[DJ13]

1. Are their ratings slipping? Is this the reason were suipposed to care now?

:shrug:

[Ken Burch]

2. Please....be careful...we don't want the prez inviting Snooki to the White House for a beergarita.

NOBODY wants that image.

[jmowreader]

9. Please tell me that's not a real drink

A beergarita? I think the surest sign of alcoholism is the willingness to mix ANYTHING with beer.

[Ken Burch]

10. I'm sorry to have to tell you...the beergarita is, indeed, real:

(here's how it's made...if you actually want to know)

* 24 oz. Beer (Corona)
* 8 oz. Tequila, white
* 1 can Frozen Limeade Concentrate
* 8 wedges Lime
* 1/2 Cup Salt
* 15 cubes Ice

Mixing Instructions

Stir together Frozen lime concentrate, beer, ice, and tequila in a pitcher. Pour into a salt rimmed glass. Garnish with lime wedge.


(even scarier note: Snooki is said to have invented the drink).

[NoPasaran]

15. Even scarier little known fact

Snooki is said to have invented the drink while working on a cure for cancer.

[jmowreader]

20. This is one serving, right?

God...ten doses of alcohol (two full beers and eight shots)...by the time you get it down you'll forget (1) how fucking hideous it is and (2) the fact Snooki exists.

Perhaps IGNORING people on "reality" shows is the best way.

[Ken Burch]

21. After three of them, you'll think YOU'RE Snooki.

n/t.

[Uzybone]

3. Who gives a shit

[ChazII]

5. Glad to see that I am not

the only one who feels this way.

[grantcart]

8. am I the only one at DU that has no idea who snooki is

could someone supply a one sentence explanation of the significance.

[HooptieWagon]

11. Who the hell is snooki? n/t

[awoke_in_2003]

16. I, too, have no earthly idea...

nor do I have a desire to be enlightened in the matter.

[Hansel]

22. Nope. I don't. nt

[ruggerson]

25. reality television celebrity - show is about a number of illiterate kids thrown together

at a beach house on the NJ shore

[BootinUp]

4. ***Breaking Soft*** might be a better descrip. lol nt.

[calimary]

6. Dayum! Just came from a quick check of the "Latest" and three out of the top eight

stories on the list were about this Snooki creature.

:eyes:

[smalll]

7. Thankfully, the Mayor and entire Board of Seaside Heights - are Republicans!

"The Mayor of Seaside Heights is P. Kenneth Hershey (R, term ends December 31, 2011). Borough Council members are William Akers (R, 2009), Joyce Camera (R, 2009), Joann Duszczak (R, 2008), Arline Ottoson (R, 2010), Agnes Polhemus (R, 2008) and Richard Tompkins (R, 2010)."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seaside_Heights,_New_Jersey

This makes it far less likely that the White House pulled strings with local authorities to have Snooki arrested.

[RoadRage]

12. I'm in NE- and i'll be voting for NO ONE next election..

what other choice do I have? In NE, this guy basically IS a Republican, but he's not far enough to the right for most of this State. It's sad, really.

He's trying to save his ass.. and if I have anything to say about it - it won't be enough.

The downside of course is that Dave Heineman (currently (R) Govenor) will take the seat with ease.. so it's gonna go from bad to worse.

[The Wizard]

13. Seaside Heights

The Bowery with a beach and rides.

[treestar]

14. I think you're having fun with this!

:rofl:

[FrenchieCat]

17. She Saved us from herself with that!

Thank Goodness!

[zulchzulu]

18. What a fucking slovenly pig n/t

[opihimoimoi]

19. her shirt sez SLUT

[jenmito]

23. How old are you? n/t

[SunsetDreams]

24. Do you agree with the RNC that's trying to make this an issue?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=433&topic_id=392870&mesg_id=392870

It seems to be what you are posting about.

"Well, to be fair, Snooki-gate broke today also. It was hard to keep focused." is what you posted in an unrelated OP that was supposed to be about legislation for Native Americans.

Just wondering why you are pushing it.

[jberryhill]

26. Who or what is a "snooki"?