What questions should Sean Hannity ask Sarah Palin in this week's interview?

[zulchzulu]

Since it's all going to be nonsense anyway, what questions will Palin and Hannity agree on?

[JoePhilly]

1. Sarah, first, how did you survive that shooting in Tucson? And second,

when you disarmed that, clearly liberal, socialist, communist gunman ... what shoes were you wearing?

[PearliePoo2]

2. Anything he "asks" her will have been pre-arranged WAY ahead of time..

It will be a complete joke.
Hey....maybe he'll go "rogue" and ask her to do him on-air!

[aaaaaa5a]

3. His first question will be before the camera's roll…...

"Sarah did you get the questions I faxed to your office and were they to your liking?"

[8 track mind]

4. So tell me about the latest critter you popped from a helicopter? N/t

[demtenjeep]

5. more like Sarah, will you lick my ...... and then I will lick your....

fill in the blanks.

[Exilednight]

6. Other: Sarah, can I see your

birth certificate? You sound like you're from Canada.

[11 Bravo]

7. Other: Sarah, is it painful when your pubic hair gets caught in my teeth?

[Arkana]

8. Sarah, if I just kinda laid on the desk here, would you sit on my face?

[boppers]

9. What do you think of the Bush Doctrine?

She should be asked it until she can answer.

[peekaloo]

10. Give us your thoughts on Martin Luther King Jr.

"Well shoot (they both giggle and play footsies under the desk) he's one of my heroes."

[niceypoo]

11. "What color is the sky?"

"Do pheasants chew bubblegum?" "Is your tummy tight as a drum after 6 or 8 kids?"