A one-man mental speedbumb . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

His mind aswirl with two-dimensional animals, Head Wreck is saying, "And when I finally hit bottom my wife and daughter had left me. I'd lost the house and car. All my friends were no longer giving me money. I was down to last bottle of cheap (and I mean cheap) wine. . . . I was in my stained underwear in a motel room with a strange woman, two other guys and a stray mutt. . . . Everybody but the dog and I was passed out cold. . . . I was watching the cold dawn come up over Jacksonville and not thinking much of anything outside of suicide, when I heard someone cough in a corner of the room. . . . I thought it was one of the other guys, but when I looked, there was the dog looking straight at me. . . . And you'll never believe what happened next, America. . . . The dog started talking!!! . . . I know it sounds incredible, but whet he said changed my life, America! . . . He called himself Ralph and said he was an angel and told me to pour the cheep wine down the sink, then . . . "

[midnight]

1. One man mental speed bump.... Ha. Ha that is great...

[LongTomH]

2. So Glenn Beck takes advice from domestic animals?

So, why am I not surprised? :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[HillWilliam]

3. Clearly, the dog was smarter than he is. n/t

[Mopar151]

4. The problem is

He stopped listening to the dog - who has a much better grasp of reality than the voices in Glen's head.

[skip fox]

5. ". . . and then he told me that someday I'd be as famous as

Chicken Little, but I didn't believe him 'cause one of my favorite things in the whole world is getting drunk and singing nursery rhymes 'cause it turns on the chicks under the interstate. . . . But Ralph said, 'No, really,' in a way I knew he meant it. . . . So I poured out the wine and sobered up that afternoon and went outside and guess what? . . . The sky really was falling . . . only metaphorically. . . . Ralph showed me the way! You bet. . . . And now you see me here today. . . . I'm as famous as Chicken Little! . . . Geez, I've become my own nursery rhyme!!!!"