Trump's "guy in Hawaii" identified

[underpants]

The much talked about but mysterious figure whom Donald Trump claims to be on the island of Hawaii investigating President Obama's past has finally been identified.

Sources characterize him as "dedicated" "very loyal" and "relentless, the kind of guy who will do anything it takes even going back in time if that is what it takes". Others have said that he is "basically adrift after losing his old job" and "more interested in perpetuating the absurd than anything real"


For the first time his identity can be revealed.

[Very_Boring_Name]

1. Is this his "guy" at harvard?

[underpants]

4. Ha!

:rofl:

[Kolesar]

2. Am I supposed to watch TV to understand this? eom

[underpants]

3. LOST

Ben Linus was the guy who ran the island for the ghostlike "Jacob"

[Vinca]

5. Hey, if Trump wants to foot the bill I'll be happy to go to Hawaii

for a few months to "investigate."

[Armstead]

6. I heard there are some valuable clues on a pretty beach there

Must spend time incognito there smoking it out

[CitizenLeft]

7. LOLOL!

I never watched the show when it was on, but I'm getting the DVD's weekly now, on the 3rd season. :rofl:

[Jefferson23]

8. Ha ha..very good! n/t

[Generic Brad]

9. Is Magnum, P.I. still in business?

I'd hate to have him turn this over to 5-oh at taxpayer expense.