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or a negotiator, well, er...he's "teh suck".
Sorry.
Don't get me wrong at all - truth told, I still love President Obama. I am actually one of those "cheerleaders" that these progressive sites sneer about.
But mostly I guess I love his potential. Yes, he still has potential.
Do you know what I see as the problem? Probably not, and probably don't care, but here goes:
He sees the compromise itself, the art of compromising, the humility required to give up and go past your "line in the sand" itself as THE GOAL and not outcome of the deal as the goal. Sorry, WE - THE COLLECTIVE WE - ARE INTERESTED IN THE OUTCOME - NOT HOW YOU FUCKING GOT THERE. He could tell them all to "fuck off" in the most unstatesmanlike way - but if they walked away with increases in revenue, I would have said, well, that guy may be a bit of a hothead, but he gets RESULTS.
WE WANT RESULTS, OBAMA. WE WANT WHAT WE WANT. WE WANT WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED!
The problem is not an infiltration by the DLC, it's not that he's Manchurian, it's not the stress, it's not that he sold out, it's not that he's overwhelmed, it's not the Koch brothers, it's not any of that. It is this:
He'd make a shitty salesman. He'd make an even shittier Texas Hold'em player.
Can you imagine Obama's strategy when he plays Monopoly? "Oh dear, I already have hotels on houses on two of this color group. Uh, I wouldn't feel right having a monopoly on Orange. Here, you take the third orange property, it's a gift."
Compromise and reaching across the aisle and giving in on some points here and there may SOUND like "noble Nobel behavior", and may be wonderful, good and lofty goals. But we're dealing with either... petulant, small-minded ideologues or bought-and-paid for corporate water-carriers.
And Obama is a true statesman, an old-school comity type of guy. I say in an alternate timeline he would have been a top Senator forever, who would have put some grand bills on the floor and even made major legislative history, perhaps.
But then instead he ran for the highest office. And took that silly idea/ideal of compromise with him.
He may be great at 11th dimensional chess, who knows?
But he has some piss-poor strategists and negotiators working on his team.
He -- and WE -- really would have been FAR, FAR better off taking some blue collar, white collar hardcore dealmakers with him on the healthcare debacle and the debt ceiling debacle and you name it.
He should get a couple of Texas Hold'em champions, a couple of car salesmen/women, a couple of high-powered litigators, some sports agents, and the world champion team for Risk or Monopoly - truly more EFFECTIVE - BETTER OUTCOMES -- than this bunch of suits and clowns and over-educated paper-pushers that he apparently has around him.
Sigh.
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