Andy Borowitz fake news story makes me LOL ... "2012 election cancelled, Obama approval 100%"

[gauguin57]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/05/02/2012-election-cancelled/

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In what historians are calling an unprecedented development in American politics, both major parties decided today to cancel the 2012 election.

The decision to scrap the 2012 contest came on the heels of a new poll showing President Barack Obama with an approval rating of one hundred percent, believed to be a record high for an American president.

Mr. Obama even polled well among Republicans, with a majority of GOP voters agreeing with the statement, “I no longer care that he wasn’t born here.”

The new bipartisan spirit sweeping the nation was captured well by House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), who tearfully told reporters, “This is a great day for America… oh, leave me alone, goddamn it.” ...

[seabeyond]

1. “I no longer care that he wasn’t born here.” that is funny. nt