They shan't work together again? Taliban, Al Qaeda consider parting ways in wake of dead asshole

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Afghan Taliban, Al Qaeda May Rethink Ties Now That Osama Bin Laden Is Dead, Say Analysts

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/05/afghan-taliban-al-qaeda-may-rethink-ties_n_857876.html

KABUL, Afghanistan -- Now that Osama bin Laden is dead, some analysts are speculating that al-Qaeda and its Afghan Taliban allies could go their separate ways, increasing the chances for a negotiated settlement in Afghanistan.

Osama bin Laden's death is likely to revive a debate within the Afghan Taliban about their ties to al-Qaida – a union the U.S. insists must end if the insurgents want to talk peace.

The foundation of their relationship is believed to be rooted in bin Laden's long friendship with the Taliban's reclusive one-eyed leader, Mullah Mohammed Omar, who might now find it more palatable to break with al-Qaida and negotiate a settlement to the war. Much may depend on the newly chastened power-broker next door: Pakistan.

"I think now is an opportunity for the Taliban to end their relations with al-Qaida," said Waheed Muzhda, a Kabul-based analyst and former foreign ministry official under the Taliban regime that was toppled in late 2001.

[alcibiades_mystery]

1. Translation: Mullah Omar and Associates trying to save they own asses

Like the dude who turned himself into Saudi authorities, they know what's on bin Laden's flash drives.

[lonestarnot]

2. Maybe they'll get into a fight and rip ea. others' faces off and we won't have to be bothered by

eithers' nutfuckery.

[cliffordu]

7. Don't hold back -

Share how you really feel.....

:rofl:


:hi:

[LiberalAndProud]

3. "chances for a negotiated settlement"

Has that phrase been uttered recently? Hope. Oh god I hope.

[Armstead]

4. It's beside the point, but those two guys are looking old

[sufrommich]

5. This is what happens when your drummer spontaniously

combusts.

[browntyphoon]

6. Which means Taliban schmucks don't want Navy SEALs paying a visit.

[JohnnyLib2]

8. Rec. for headline alone!

:rofl:

[ChoppinBroccoli]

9. Big Rec For Spinal Tap Reference

I'm a sucker for things I find witty.

I also really liked the story that was posted here a few months ago about the President of France and his young wife, featuring a picture of the two of them together. The headline the poster chose for his/her post was, "We both like soup." Best. Headline. Ever.