Michele Bachmann has a very special campaign advisor

[marmar]

from wonkette:



Watch: http://wonkette.com/445224/michele-bachmann-delegates-hiring-her-campaign-team-to-god


Hey, you lazy jerks, why haven’t you been pestering God in your daily prayers to hurry up and assemble Michele Bachmann’s campaign staff? Yes, He’s a busy Guy these days, dealing with the fallout over His decision to put Osama bin Laden on holy trial right in the middle of heaven rather than making it a military tribunal in a secret location on Earth. But Bachmann needs to get her campaign going! What, do you want her to recruit and interview people for these jobs?

Bachmann: Well I’ve let people know that in June I will be making that decision and quite literally I am asking your listeners now to please pray for me and my husband and my team. We’re in the process of planning an office decision; we’re putting our team together. Ask that the Lord will give us a special anointing on how to put our team together, who those team people will be, that He would bring those people to us. Because it won’t be easy, it will be a very, very difficult fight. But if this is something that the Lord has called us to, He will make a way where there is no way, and so we’re asking for that prayer.

Somebody really hates HR work!

Stop watching teevee, America, and tell God he needs to get off his lazy ass and find Bachmann a campaign staff within the next few weeks. She’s interviewed a few people, but none of them walked into her office wide-eyed and reeking of foul chemicals telling her an angel told them in a vision to work on this presidential campaign, which is what her main qualification is.


http://wonkette.com/445224/michele-bachmann-delegates-hiring-her-campaign-team-to-god

[SpankMe]

1. Funny!

"...tell God he needs to get off his lazy ass and find Bachmann a campaign staff within the next few weeks."

Excellent.

[Raven]

2. God has better things to do. Height of arrogance for her to think

God is wasting precious time on her.

[Angry Dragon]

3. One of the comments

Doktor Zoom May 5, 2011 at 1:58 pm

A spokesman for the Almighty said that He had a backlog of prayers to answer regarding starvation, disease, lost children, and sporting contests, and politely suggested that Ms. Bachman might consider "choosing her own staff like the other grownups in the room."

[patricia92243]

4. If she wants to run, she will. Very simple. If God came down from heaven and told her NOT to run,

she would say that He was just having a bad day and didn't really mean it.

People do things all the time and blame God.

[JohnnyRingo]

5. I must not be awake yet.

I read that twice, and I was thinking about picking through it again, but I gave up and assumed she's on a different spiritual level than me. Most pols just ask for money.

[jberryhill]

6. Can't she just find some fishermen and say "follow me"

What's wrong with the old fashioned way of assembling a team?

[formercia]

7. Michelle, if God wanted you to win

you would not even have to run, it would be so.

Perhaps someone's God will be more powerful than yours.