Bills banning bestiality, baggy pants pass in Fla.

[Liberal_in_LA]

Bills banning bestiality, baggy pants pass in Fla.

Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon.

It's up to Gov. Rick Scott to sign off on two bills passed in the Florida Senate and House Wednesday which target droopy drawers and bestiality.

The bestiality bill (SB 344) bans sexual activity between humans and animals and has been championed for years by Sen. Nan Rich, from Sunrise.

Rich took up the anti-bestiality fight after a number of cases involving sexual activity with animals in recent years, including a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act and the abuse of a horse in the Keys. The bill would make such acts a first-degree misdemeanor.

Also passed by the House and Senate Wednesday is the so-called "droopy drawers bill" (SB 228), will will force students to hike up their pants while at school.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42920080/ns/local_news-miami_fl/

[SpiralHawk]

1. Notice that the RepubliBaggers are not banning Extramarital Diaper Sex

Or TeaBaggery, for that matter.

Why on Godde's Good Green Earth do you suppose those, um, activities get a special Republicon blessing?

[Ken Burch]

33. What's the legal status of incest in the Sunshine State?

n/t.

[elleng]

2. So, the 'B' bill. What's next??? Chime in, DUers!

[meegbear]

3. All newborns must be named Bubba or Bubbette

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. ...

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking

[louis-t]

5. You mean bestiality wasn't illegal in FL?

Seriously?

[csziggy]

38. Necrophilia was not illegal in Florida until a relatively few years ago

After a case where a young man killed his mother with the help of a friend and they both had sex with her dead body before they dumped it down a well. The only thing they could be charged with at the time was murder and mistreatment of a corpse.

[demwing]

6. who gets the job of Bestiality Boss?

Or Hitch yer Britches Enforcer?

[Codeine]

24. Barn Czar. nt

[ZombieHorde]

7. I understand people's concern over bestiality, but why baggy pants? nt

[rasputin1952]

17. Perhaps they think you can hide a chicken in baggy pants...

or small mammal. I doubt anyone would try to have sex w/one of those FL gators though, that could get ugly fast...:shrug:

[Johonny]

36. I can't understand peoples concern with bestiality

I have seen no evidence nor has any been presented that bestiality is running wild in the state of Florida.

[uppityperson]

8. " a Panhandle man who was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act"?

oh. kay. If he'd just asphyxiated it just "because", then that'd be ok? How about all those goats he had a sex act with he didn't asphyxiate? Think of the GOATS!!!

?

[Codeine]

15. I can't think of the goats!

That shit's illegal now!!!

[bullwinkle428]

9. Jobs, jobs, and more jobs!

:crazy: :dunce:

Well, I suppose except for the two fortunate souls that land those lofty animal sex cop / waistband cop jobs!

[Turbineguy]

10. Do they realize the damage this could do to society?

These guys might impregnate a member of their own species instead.

[Scurrilous]

11. Phew!

The streets of Florida are safe again!!1!

[Stevenmarc]

12. Well if you put the baggy pants on the farm animals you can kill two birds.

[alcibiades_mystery]

13. Stop fucking that hog and pull up yer pants!

:wow:

[hifiguy]

27. That made my day, hell my weekend!

:spray: :rofl::rofl: :spray:

[Ikonoklast]

14. Them damn sheep are all liars!

[mfcorey1]

16. Welcome to Floriduh!

[tomm2thumbs]

18. GOP births will go down now.. what are they thinking?!!

<g>

[progressoid]

19. Phew.

Glad we fixed that problem!

[jberryhill]

20. I guess I'll have to find someplace else for that chipmunk in my pants /nt

[SidDithers]

21. I didn't know baggy pants and bestiality went together...nt

Sid

[guardian]

22. That cow was just asking for it

I could tell by the way she swished her tail.

[KittyWampus]

23. somebody had to take a stand against "pants on the ground".

[w8liftinglady]

25. I'm glad that Florida didn't have anything more important on it's plate...

You poor Floridians have politicians who give our Texas "morans" a run for their money

[JoePhilly]

26. Farm animals must be taking jobs away from American Hookers!!!

That's all I can think.

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[RagAss]

29. Every fat fuck in Florida wears Baggy Pants !

[fascisthunter]

30. Bestiality is a concern for Conservatives?!?!?!? Really????

what a bunch of weirdos... seriously! Is it because many of them need the law to tell them not to fuck animals? These people are fucked up beyond belief.

[quaker bill]

31. Yes, but they also passed real stuff

Slicing and dicing environmental law, roughly ending comprehensive development planning, diluting water quality standards, giving tax breaks to corporations, restricting abortions, allowing agricultural interests to fill wetlands, changing election law to make voting harder, making citizen legal challenges to their decisions much harder, a couple of bills to mess with healthcare reform, and the list just goes on and on and on...

[quinnox]

32. Nice to know those repubs are on top of things down there

These are certainly top priorities! sarcasm

[Ken Burch]

34. Gee...in most states "fucking the dog" is just a euphemism for killing time...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Y4VUX_Oe7Y0/TCpxiS5WcRI/AAAAAAAABlY/Js5-C_0uFmM/s400/1scared+Dog.jpg

[LiberalAndProud]

35. droopy drawers bill

:rofl:

Finally a couple of bills from FLA that don't offend my sensibilities.

[spanone]

37. thank gowad

[kestrel91316]

39. My niece and her fiance live in FL. I am so embarrassed for them.

[surrealAmerican]

40. Since when do school dress codes ...

... need to be state laws?

[provis99]

41. well, banning asscrack at school is ok,

but ole Bubba ain't gonna like that he can't have his way with Alice the Alligator again...