archiemo
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Fri May-13-11 11:54 AM
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Anyone game to help write The Donald's "Why I can't run for pres" announcement? |
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I'll start with...
I've decided I can do more good in the private sector.... I'm a "straight-shooter" and won't put up with the games that are inherently a part of Washington deal-making... I can't afford the pay cut... The White House budget isn't big enough for hair care expenses/stylist...
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FSogol
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Fri May-13-11 11:55 AM
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1. He can't find his long-form birth certificate? |
Johnny2X2X
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Fri May-13-11 11:56 AM
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"My time is more valuable than a mere Presidency." "The American people love me so much that I wouldn't want to be so closed off from them, the American people need more access to the Donald."
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eleny
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Fri May-13-11 11:57 AM
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ejpoeta
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Fri May-13-11 11:59 AM
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4. all he has to do is say he has another season of the apprentice taping |
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and it will be airing during the election season and so he can't enter the race until that season is done. but it will be airing on such and such date at 9pm.
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Wait Wut
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Fri May-13-11 12:00 PM
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5. Thought you were going to say "obituary". |
Logical
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Fri May-13-11 12:01 PM
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sharp_stick
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Fri May-13-11 12:22 PM
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7. I have to finish my book |
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coincidentally due out pretty much as soon as I've finished pretending to run for President this time.
Really it's just a coincidence.... I didn't plan it.... Am I an awesomely smart guy or what.... I think I'm pretty awesome and smart....
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Tue May 07th 2024, 09:26 AM
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